Cookie Puns

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Cookie punsDelete my browser cookies? Are you insane?
Whether you eat pretty healthy or not cookies tend to be most peoples weakness, especially homemade cookies. Sometimes all you want is raw cookie dough no matter how sick they say it can get you. Cookie also refers to a female’s lady bit, you see how you can connect those dots.

Here we have added the most popular and viral cookie puns jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
I"I don't text back"

"I have so many unsaved numbers"

"I hate everyone"
I"I don't text back"

"I have so many unsaved numbers"

"I hate everyone"


Memes,  Sarcastic Photos,  Witty Pictures,  
    
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Q:Why was the chef hired to coach the softball team? 

A: Because he knew how to handle a batter.
Q:Why was the chef hired to coach the softball team?

A: Because he knew how to handle a batter.


Baseball Jokes For Kids,  Softball Puns,  
    
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''And when you remove the cookies from the computer, just remove them, don't eat them.''
''And when you remove the cookies from the computer, just remove them, don't eat them.''

Computer Jokes One Liners,  Computer Jokes,  Computer Jokes For Kids,  
    
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You are one smart cookie!

Great job!
You are one smart cookie!

Great job!


Cookie Jokes,  Good Job Meme,  
    
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One time I was getting into the uber because me and my friend were going to a party, and my friends dress was black and white vertically striped and she got in and he says "damn she look like a whoreo"
One time I was getting into the uber because me and my friend were going to a party, and my friends dress was black and white vertically striped and she got in and he says "damn she look like a whoreo"

Oreo Cookie Jokes,  
    
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Okay sir... First, you have to delete cookies... 

No! 

But sir... 

I said no!
Okay sir... First, you have to delete cookies...

No!

But sir...

I said no!


Cookie Monster Jokes,  Helpdesk Jokes,  
    
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this cookie sp in st. louis isn't shy about their advertising
this cookie sp in st. louis isn't shy about their advertising

Funny Pictures,  Funny Advertisement,  420 Jokes,  
    
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Funny Pictures,  Cookie Jokes,  
    
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Ate 4 boxes of thin mints

Not feeling thin at all
KAPPITS (1)
Kitty: Cookies
Ate 4 boxes of thin mints

Not feeling thin at all


Cat Funny Pictures,  Animals Funny Photos,  Funny Animal Puns,  
    
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Chocolate Moose

Cookie Doe
KAPPITS (1)
AshleyM: Lol this is funny
Chocolate Moose

Cookie Doe


Moose Puns,  Moose Jokes,  Deer Puns,  
    
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is my fortune cookie telling me to jack off? 

why not treat yourself yo a good time instead of waiting for someone else to do it?
is my fortune cookie telling me to jack off?

why not treat yourself yo a good time instead of waiting for someone else to do it?


Funny Pictures,  Humorous Pictures And Jokes,  Funny Jokes In Pictures,  
    
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You'll never catch me, I'm the Ninjabread Man!
You'll never catch me, I'm the Ninjabread Man!

Funny Pictures,  Funny Ninja Sayings,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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Him? No, he doesn't want a cookie

He says I can have two
Him? No, he doesn't want a cookie

He says I can have two


Meme,  Cookie Memes,  
    
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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have?

That's right, a black eye and broken hand.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have?

That's right, a black eye and broken hand.


Funny Ecards,  Hand Puns,  Kiddie Jokes  
    
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