Cooking Jokes

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At this point I don't even know If I'm breathing correctly
At this point I don't even know If I'm breathing correctly

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When blacks say "white people don't season they food" and then you hit em with 11 herbs and spices
When blacks say "white people don't season they food" and then you hit em with 11 herbs and spices

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One of thee weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.
One of thee weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.

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My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: These people are so talented, how do they pick a winner?

May 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if Kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be st
My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: These people are so talented, how do they pick a winner?

May 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if Kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be st


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I used chocolate bells instead of kisses. Is it me or did I just make boobs?
I used chocolate bells instead of kisses. Is it me or did I just make boobs?

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How to cook a turkey

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7.  Turk the bastey

Step  8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Gran another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!
How to cook a turkey

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7. Turk the bastey

Step 8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Gran another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!


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When it's finally fall and I can go balls to the wall with my crockpot
When it's finally fall and I can go balls to the wall with my crockpot

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When you're cooking and drop a meatball on the floor
When you're cooking and drop a meatball on the floor

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Pancake mix its too thick. Adds water.

Pancake mix its too runny. Add mix.

Pancake mix its too thick. Adds water.

Feeds family 120 pancakes.
Pancake mix its too thick. Adds water.

Pancake mix its too runny. Add mix.

Pancake mix its too thick. Adds water.

Feeds family 120 pancakes.


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I just realized that the hole on the pot is made for holding your messy cooking spoons

I was about today years old when I found this out
I just realized that the hole on the pot is made for holding your messy cooking spoons

I was about today years old when I found this out


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Why does my microwave have a Chaos Mode

That's for when ya mama pull up and you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer..
Why does my microwave have a Chaos Mode

That's for when ya mama pull up and you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer..


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"They are seasoning the chicken...I repeat...they are seasoning the chicken"
"They are seasoning the chicken...I repeat...they are seasoning the chicken"

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name something white people cook better than black people, go on... ill wait

meth
name something white people cook better than black people, go on... ill wait

meth


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When white people see you
When white people see you

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If your bank account could talk. What would it say to you?

"Do you ever cook?"
If your bank account could talk. What would it say to you?

"Do you ever cook?"


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