Cool Funny Sayings

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When someone uses hip lingo such as squad, lit, fam or on fleek when speaking to me

Haha well shamalamadingdong right back at ya ;)~
When someone uses hip lingo such as squad, lit, fam or on fleek when speaking to me

Haha well shamalamadingdong right back at ya ;)~


Memes,  Slang Jokes,  
    
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Socially awkward pigeon?

It's cool hehe
Socially awkward pigeon?

It's cool hehe


Pigeon Puns,  Socially Awkward Penguin (theme),  Pigeon Jokes,  
    
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I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Funny Quotes,  Crazy Jokes,  
    
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June's over?

Julying.
June's over?

Julying.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Quote Jokes,  Clever Funny Quotes,  
    
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

actually ed up my elbow pretty bad.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

actually ed up my elbow pretty bad.


Memes,  Heaven Jokes,  
    
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trust you?? shiiiiit

i still count my money when it come out the atm
trust you?? shiiiiit

i still count my money when it come out the atm


Memes,  Trust Jokes,  
    
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Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of yours.
Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of yours.

Relatable Posts,  Real Life Quotes,  
    
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optimist: the gl is half full

me: yay! there is room for !
pessimist: the gl is half empty

optimist: the gl is half full

me: yay! there is room for !


Funny Quotes,  Funny Crazy Thoughts,  
    
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all i get to do anymore is whatever the  i want
all i get to do anymore is whatever the i want

Funny Quotes,  Daily Jokes One Liners,  Corny One Liners,  
    
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Remember to always be yourself.

Unless you suck.

-Joss Whedon
Remember to always be yourself.

Unless you suck.

-Joss Whedon


Funny Quotes,  Jokes Short,  
    
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Adults are just kids with money.
Adults are just kids with money.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Adult One Liners,  Adult Funny Jokes,  
    
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just cause you put sugar on  don't make it a doughnut!!!! #realtalk
just cause you put sugar on don't make it a doughnut!!!! #realtalk

Funny Jokes,  Doughnut Jokes,  Real Funny,  
    
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Most people who are unaware, are unaware that they are unaware.
Most people who are unaware, are unaware that they are unaware.

Funny Ecards,  Silly Puns,  Really Silly Jokes,  
    
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I don't have a problem with alcohol

In fact I happen to love it
I don't have a problem with alcohol

In fact I happen to love it


Memes,  True Story Bro Meme (theme),  Funny Alcohol Images,  
    
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Motherhood: being totally comfortable showering while a person stares at your naked body, throws things and yells gibberish at you.
Motherhood: being totally comfortable showering while a person stares at your naked body, throws things and yells gibberish at you.

Jokes For Mothers,  Funny Email Cards,  
    
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