Cop Humor

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We all know about the jokes with cops and their infinite love for that empty sugar filled longing for donoughts. But we have way more hilarious cop jokes such as not answering 911 calls.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral funny cop humor jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes and articles please be so kind as to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit! Since we are always adding new content to this section we invite you to check back often.
When you speed past a cop and try to see if they pulled out after u
When you speed past a cop and try to see if they pulled out after u

Memes,  When You Meme,  Squat And Squint Meme,  
    
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Nice try white Carlton
Nice try white Carlton

Memes,  Funny Police Images,  
    
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Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together
Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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When a cop makes a U-turn behind you
When a cop makes a U-turn behind you

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Her: How'd you cash me?

Cop: You were ousside.

Her: Uggh...howbow dah.
Her: How'd you cash me?

Cop: You were ousside.

Her: Uggh...howbow dah.


Memes,  Howbow Dah Meme,  
    
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Joe: Thanks for protecting our forests from forests fires 

Cop: I'm a cop

J: Keep it down Smokey-not everyone here has seen a talking bear
Joe: Thanks for protecting our forests from forests fires

Cop: I'm a cop

J: Keep it down Smokey-not everyone here has seen a talking bear


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"
"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"

Memes,  Arrested Jokes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol
Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol


Memes,  Funny Police Quotes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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- cop: good morning sir

- guy: may i see your license and registration, officer: 

- cop: hey, i'm supposed to say that!

- guy i asked first

- cp lmao you slick , ok brb
- cop: good morning sir

- guy: may i see your license and registration, officer:

- cop: hey, i'm supposed to say that!

- guy i asked first

- cp lmao you slick , ok brb


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cop: do you know w fast you were going?

guy: no officer, i was trying to catch a charrizard

cop: oh  lets go
cop: do you know w fast you were going?

guy: no officer, i was trying to catch a charrizard

cop: oh lets go


Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Girl: Cuz you wanted to be in a meme?

Cop: lol you caught me
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Girl: Cuz you wanted to be in a meme?

Cop: lol you caught me


Memes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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Cop: u have anything in your pockets that will hurt me?

Drake: *gives them old gf numbers*
"Yeh, these girls will"
Cop: u have anything in your pockets that will hurt me?

Drake: *gives them old gf numbers*
"Yeh, these girls will"


Memes,  Drake Funny,  Emotional Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Jackpot, I spy a couple vapes and a Pitbull CD. Do your parents know you are gay son?

Guy: Yes sir
KAPPITS (2)
Canadia: Ya
Canadia: Canadian
Cop: Jackpot, I spy a couple vapes and a Pitbull CD. Do your parents know you are gay son?

Guy: Yes sir


Memes,  Vape Memes,  
    
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cop: you were moving foo fast

her: i feel like we were moving too fast

cop: no you dont underst-

her: i just need my space

cop:  it ill just go
cop: you were moving foo fast

her: i feel like we were moving too fast

cop: no you dont underst-

her: i just need my space

cop: it ill just go


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Grandma: (Spits blood) screw you!

Cop: Keep this up and I'll leave

Grandma: So what?

Cop: ....on an empty stomach
Grandma: (Spits blood) screw you!

Cop: Keep this up and I'll leave

Grandma: So what?

Cop: ....on an empty stomach


Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Old Lady Jokes,  
    
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