Cop Humor

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We all know about the jokes with cops and their infinite love for that empty sugar filled longing for donoughts. But we have way more hilarious cop jokes such as not answering 911 calls.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral funny cop humor jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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Joe: Thanks for protecting our forests from forests fires 

Cop: I'm a cop

J: Keep it down Smokey-not everyone here has seen a talking bear
Joe: Thanks for protecting our forests from forests fires

Cop: I'm a cop

J: Keep it down Smokey-not everyone here has seen a talking bear


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"
"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"

Memes,  Arrested Jokes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol
Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol


Memes,  Funny Police Quotes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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- cop: good morning sir

- guy: may i see your license and registration, officer: 

- cop: hey, i'm supposed to say that!

- guy i asked first

- cp lmao you slick , ok brb
- cop: good morning sir

- guy: may i see your license and registration, officer:

- cop: hey, i'm supposed to say that!

- guy i asked first

- cp lmao you slick , ok brb


Memes,  Funny Caption Pictures,  
    
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cop: do you know w fast you were going?

guy: no officer, i was trying to catch a charrizard

cop: oh  lets go
cop: do you know w fast you were going?

guy: no officer, i was trying to catch a charrizard

cop: oh lets go


Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Girl: Cuz you wanted to be in a meme?

Cop: lol you caught me
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Girl: Cuz you wanted to be in a meme?

Cop: lol you caught me


Memes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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Cop: u have anything in your pockets that will hurt me?

Drake: *gives them old gf numbers*
"Yeh, these girls will"
Cop: u have anything in your pockets that will hurt me?

Drake: *gives them old gf numbers*
"Yeh, these girls will"


Memes,  Drake Funny,  Emotional Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Jackpot, I spy a couple vapes and a Pitbull CD. Do your parents know you are gay son?

Guy: Yes sir
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Cop: Jackpot, I spy a couple vapes and a Pitbull CD. Do your parents know you are gay son?

Guy: Yes sir


Memes,  Vape Memes,  
    
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cop: you were moving foo fast

her: i feel like we were moving too fast

cop: no you dont underst-

her: i just need my space

cop:  it ill just go
cop: you were moving foo fast

her: i feel like we were moving too fast

cop: no you dont underst-

her: i just need my space

cop: it ill just go


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Grandma: (Spits blood) screw you!

Cop: Keep this up and I'll leave

Grandma: So what?

Cop: ....on an empty stomach
Grandma: (Spits blood) screw you!

Cop: Keep this up and I'll leave

Grandma: So what?

Cop: ....on an empty stomach


Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Old Lady Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Can you step out the vehicle Sharkeisha

Woman: My name is Sally

Cop: *sighs* Okay jerk chicken, I'm ready when you are
Cop: Can you step out the vehicle Sharkeisha

Woman: My name is Sally

Cop: *sighs* Okay jerk chicken, I'm ready when you are


Memes,  Sharkeisha Memes (theme),  Good Racist Black Jokes,  
    
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this h bout to have these  running off on the plug twice
this h bout to have these running off on the plug twice

Memes,  Police Meme,  
    
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cop: am i pronouncing this right? child molester?

guy: its mitc

cop: ok, white van
cop: am i pronouncing this right? child molester?

guy: its mitc

cop: ok, white van


Memes,  White People Insults,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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girl: baby come over

cop: can't writing tickets

girl: i got unarmed black men

cop:
girl: baby come over

cop: can't writing tickets

girl: i got unarmed black men

cop:


Memes,  Hell Nah,  Funny Racist Jokes Black,  
    
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when you're a cop and haven't killed anyone in 2016 yet
when you're a cop and haven't killed anyone in 2016 yet

Memes,  Jokes About Cops,  
    
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