Cop Jokes One Liners

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If a cop wit this haircut pulls you over you have a 100% chance of getting a ticket
If a cop wit this haircut pulls you over you have a 100% chance of getting a ticket

Memes,  Haircut Jokes,  
    
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.. He mad cause I ask him was he Carl Winslow off Family Matters.. ..
.. He mad cause I ask him was he Carl Winslow off Family Matters.. ..

Memes,  Celebrity Lookalikes,  
    
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Appointed chief of police and Salisbury Maryland, the 4th most dangerous city in America. 

Makes cops arrest college students for throwing parties.
Appointed chief of police and Salisbury Maryland, the 4th most dangerous city in America.

Makes cops arrest college students for throwing parties.


Jokes About Maryland,  Funny Random Facts,  
    
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this h bout to have these  running off on the plug twice
this h bout to have these running off on the plug twice

Memes,  Cop Humor,  Police Meme,  
    
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'Okay, this guy isn't talking. You can kill the headlights Sam.'
'Okay, this guy isn't talking. You can kill the headlights Sam.'

Deer Jokes,  Funny Deer Jokes,  Torture Jokes,  
    
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''I wish you people would make up your minds! The judge took away my license and now you want to see it!!!"
''I wish you people would make up your minds! The judge took away my license and now you want to see it!!!"

License Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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"So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."
"So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

Pacman Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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Sorry, sir. This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run ...

Oh, maaaan! There goes my insurance rate!
Sorry, sir. This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run ...

Oh, maaaan! There goes my insurance rate!


Funny Police Quotes,  Funny Running Quotes,  
    
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"Make the ticket out to my wife. It's her car."
"Make the ticket out to my wife. It's her car."

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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"It's okay if you're not wearing a body camera...I have satellite footage of the entire traffic stop."
"It's okay if you're not wearing a body camera...I have satellite footage of the entire traffic stop."

Police Jokes One Liners,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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"Yea, cops are pigs. Deal with it !"
"Yea, cops are pigs. Deal with it !"

Police Puns,  Cop Humor,  
    
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"You know, if you caught me, that means you were speeding, too!"
"You know, if you caught me, that means you were speeding, too!"

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."
"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Boat Jokes,  
    
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Unable to afford radar, the city keeps drivers honest with a blowdryer:
Unable to afford radar, the city keeps drivers honest with a blowdryer:

No Money Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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''Hi, I'm Vincet and I'll be serving your ticket tonight.''
''Hi, I'm Vincet and I'll be serving your ticket tonight.''

Cop Jokes,  Police Jokes,  
    
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