Cop Jokes

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Cop : I pulled you over for texting while driving

Me : You was on a whole laptop tho ....
Cop : I pulled you over for texting while driving

Me : You was on a whole laptop tho ....


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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When a cop car makes a U-Turn behind you
When a cop car makes a U-Turn behind you

Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of giving you a ticket
Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of giving you a ticket

Memes,  Jokes About Hair,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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[u.s. - mexican border]

cop: papers?

guy: scissors

cop: ! you're cleared. go through

guy: gracias
[u.s. - mexican border]

cop: papers?

guy: scissors

cop: ! you're cleared. go through

guy: gracias


Memes,  Illegal Mexican Jokes,  Mexican Immigrant Jokes,  
    
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When there's a cop behind you and you've literally done nothing wrong but somehow you still feel like a criminal
When there's a cop behind you and you've literally done nothing wrong but somehow you still feel like a criminal

Memes,  Kermit Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  
    
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cop: truth or dare?

guy: truth

cop: have you been drinking?

guy: dare
cop: truth or dare?

guy: truth

cop: have you been drinking?

guy: dare


Memes,  Drunk Driving Pictures,  
    
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Cops: We just want to talk

Chris Brown:
Cops: We just want to talk

Chris Brown:


Memes,  Chris Brown Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  
    
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Cop: Are you drinking and driving?

Me: No I was drinking then driving

Cop: You're free to go
Cop: Are you drinking and driving?

Me: No I was drinking then driving

Cop: You're free to go


Memes,  Drunk Driving Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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cop: you ran over a kid back there

guy: sorry i was commenting 'first' on this new meme *sws officer*

cop: , you were first on that?
cop: you ran over a kid back there

guy: sorry i was commenting 'first' on this new meme *sws officer*

cop: , you were first on that?


Memes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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guy: i cant help but feel like something's missing

cop: your daughter, thats why u called us

guy: oh  lol
guy: i cant help but feel like something's missing

cop: your daughter, thats why u called us

guy: oh lol


Memes,  Daughter Jokes,  
    
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cop: license and registration

guy: *hands pic of harambe

cop:  i miss him too. you are free to go
cop: license and registration

guy: *hands pic of harambe

cop: i miss him too. you are free to go


Memes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over

Me: Do you know why I pulled you over

Cop: Stop mocking me

Me: Stop mocking me

Cop: You know what just fucking leave
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over

Me: Do you know why I pulled you over

Cop: Stop mocking me

Me: Stop mocking me

Cop: You know what just fucking leave


Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Become a cop they said

It'll be fun they said
Become a cop they said

It'll be fun they said


Funny Police Images,  Paperwork Jokes,  
    
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dispatch: suspect is a black male

cop (nervous) whats he doing

dispatch: ...breathing

cop: oh lets ing do this
dispatch: suspect is a black male

cop (nervous) whats he doing

dispatch: ...breathing

cop: oh lets ing do this


Memes,  Racism Jokes,  
    
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cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old


Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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