Corny Animal Jokes

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What do you call an alligator that invests in eyes? An investigator.
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poop: pooper
What do you call an alligator that invests in eyes?

An investigator.

Detective Jokes,  Alligator Jokes,  Business And Investing Jokes,  
    
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What are the rules in zebra softball?... Three stripes and you're out.
What are the rules in zebra softball?...

Three stripes and you're out.

Super Corny Jokes,  Softball Jokes,  Zebra Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Oh... there's my ball
Oh... there's my ball

Deer Meme,  Funny Deer Jokes,  
    
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That speeding car is 10 feet away? I can make it
That speeding car is 10 feet away?

I can make it

Elk Jokes,  Wild Animal Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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Sooooo I guess...... There's no hiding our relationship anymore
Sooooo I guess......

There's no hiding our relationship anymore

Funny Pug Images,  Elk Jokes,  
    
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hey baby wanna buck?
hey baby

wanna buck?

Elk Jokes,  Deer Meme,  Corny Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Password?
Password?

Password Jokes,  Corny Kid Jokes,  
    
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Duck face? Wrong. Platypus face.
Duck face?

Wrong. Platypus face.

Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  Duck Face Jokes,  
    
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Alright, time to make more animals. I'll call this next one the "duck" We'll start with a beak, nice... And a round head, yup... Then... what the!? Curse you auto-complete! And that's how the platypus was created.
Alright, time to make more animals. I'll call this next one the "duck"

We'll start with a beak, nice...

And a round head, yup...

Then... what the!?

Curse you auto-complete!

And that's how the platypus was created.

Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  God Humor,  
    
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I guess you could say it is a ... skategoat
I guess you could say it is a ... skategoat

Funny Jokes,  Goat Jokes,  
    
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Young chicks bathing on the island of New Guinea
Young chicks bathing on the island of New Guinea

Funny Pictures,  Animal Puns,  
    
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you the one gurl you know these other es aint sheep
you the one gurl

you know these other es aint sheep

Memes,  Funny Sheep Jokes,  
    
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Hmm..? I'm watching you
Hmm..?

I'm watching you

Memes,  Okay Face Meme,  Im Watching You,  
    
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Q. What do you get if a sheep walks under a rain cloud? A. A sheep who is under the weather.
Q. What do you get if a sheep walks under a rain cloud?

A. A sheep who is under the weather.

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  
    
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What did the cow say to the horse? Nothing. It just stared because it's a cow and cows are awkward.
What did the cow say to the horse?

Nothing. It just stared because it's a cow and cows are awkward.

Memes,  Jokes About Cows,  
    
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