Corny Jokes For Kids

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What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?

The no bell prize.
What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?

The no bell prize.


Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Lame Joke,  Stupid Joke,  
    
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Why is a Dalmatian easily found?

Because he's always spotted.
Why is a Dalmatian easily found?

Because he's always spotted.


Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a lizard with a softball player?

An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.
What do you get if you cross a lizard with a softball player?

An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.


Softball Puns,  Baseball Puns,  Lizard Puns,  
    
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What goes all the way around a softball field but never moves?

The fence!
What goes all the way around a softball field but never moves?

The fence!


Softball Puns,  Baseball Puns,  Stupid Puns,  
    
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Q: What does softball have in common with pancakes? 

A: They both rely on the batter!
Q: What does softball have in common with pancakes?

A: They both rely on the batter!


Softball Puns,  Pancake Puns,  
    
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Q:Why was the chef hired to coach the softball team? 

A: Because he knew how to handle a batter.
Q:Why was the chef hired to coach the softball team?

A: Because he knew how to handle a batter.


Baseball Jokes For Kids,  Softball Puns,  Cookie Puns,  
    
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Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second? 

A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.
Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?

A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.


Softball Puns,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."
"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

Jokes About Tattoos,  Funny Tattoo Jokes,  Tattoo Jokes,  
    
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Rhinoceros Joke

Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!
Rhinoceros Joke

Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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What kind of language do porcupines speak?

Spine language
What kind of language do porcupines speak?

Spine language


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Porcupine Jokes,  Cheesy Animal Jokes,  
    
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During which age did mummies live?

The Band-age.
During which age did mummies live?

The Band-age.


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Mummy Jokes,  
    
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''Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.''
''Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.''

X Ray Jokes,  Medical Joke,  
    
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Q: What has lots of wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck!
Q: What has lots of wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck!


Garbage Truck Jokes,  Joke Questions And Answers,  
    
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What kind of fish is funny?
A clown fish.
What kind of fish is funny?
A clown fish.


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Clown Fish Jokes,  
    
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