Corny Jokes One Liners

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Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.
Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

Memes,  Name Puns,  Funny Clever Quotes,  
    
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What do you call a crab who plays baseball? A pinch-hitter
What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

A pinch-hitter

Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Crab Jokes,  Baseball Puns,  
    
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Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter? So they don't freeze their buns!
Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?

So they don't freeze their buns!

Hamburger Jokes,  Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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The training for crew is very RIGGERous
The training for crew is very RIGGERous

Rowing Puns,  Boat Jokes,  
    
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Viking Stand-Up Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!
Viking Stand-Up

Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!

Viking Jokes,  Corny Joke,  
    
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I don't know who you are but I will find you and play waterpolo with you !
I don't know who you are but

I will find you and play waterpolo with you !

Water Polo Jokes,  Liam Neeson Meme,  Funny Sports Slogans,  
    
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Ballerina In training
Ballerina

In training

Ballerina Jokes,  Cute Cat Memes,  
    
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A Walk on the Wild Side.
A Walk on the Wild Side.

Funny T Rex Jokes,  T Rex Jokes,  Corny Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.''
''I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.''

Funny English Quotes,  English Jokes Funny,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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''stealing hubcaps gets you nowhere... steal the wle car!''
''stealing hubcaps gets you nowhere... steal the wle car!''

Super Lame Jokes,  Stealing Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes his brain overheats and he needs to cool down with a little bubble time.
Sometimes his brain overheats and he needs to cool down with a little bubble time.

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Super Corny Jokes,  
    
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''As a minimal step toward enabling our school's diverse software applications to interact and share data, I want you to organize a staff seminar on how to turn a computer on.''
''As a minimal step toward enabling our school's diverse software applications to interact and share data, I want you to organize a staff seminar on how to turn a computer on.''

Principal Jokes,  Funny Computer Posters,  
    
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i cannot tell a lie you be stinkin'
i cannot tell a lie

you be stinkin'

You Stink Jokes,  Stupid Meme,  
    
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I finally created a shouting robot Why?
I finally created a shouting robot

Why?

Science Jokes,  Funny Science Quotes,  
    
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Hey boo boo Where the hell is my picnic basket?
Hey boo boo

Where the hell is my picnic basket?

Good Corny Jokes,  Yogi Bear Jokes,  
    
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