Corny Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock!

Who's there? 

Opportunity.

No way. Opportunity only knocks once.
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Opportunity.

No way. Opportunity only knocks once.


Opportunity Jokes,  Knock Knock Who's There,  
    
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Will you remember me in a year?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Whos there?

"See. You forgot me already."
Will you remember me in a year?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Whos there?

"See. You forgot me already."


Funny Jokes,  Memory Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but Ill take a peanut if you have one.
Knock knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but Ill take a peanut if you have one.


Funny Jokes,  Peanut Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
100%

Knock knock.

Whos there?

Theodore!

Theodore who?

"Theodore wasn't open so I knocked."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Theodore!

Theodore who?

"Theodore wasn't open so I knocked."


Funny Jokes,  Door Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock.

Who's there, mama?1?

Not my sanity.

"Not my sanity" who?!? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

*sighs*
Knock knock.

Who's there, mama?1?

Not my sanity.

"Not my sanity" who?!? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

*sighs*


Funny Jokes,  Funny Mom Jokes,  
    
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I'm funny right?

What do you know?... You're a door

You only like knock knock jokes
I'm funny right?

What do you know?... You're a door

You only like knock knock jokes


Funny Jokes,  List Of Dumb Jokes,  
    
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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben out picking apples.


Kid Knock Knock Jokes,  Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?


Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes,  Knock Knock Joke  
    
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Knock Knock!
Whos there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!


Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes,  Knock Knock Joke,  Knock Knock Jokes Funny  
    
80%

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom on, you know who I am!


Kid Knock Knock Jokes,  Knock Knock Joke  
    
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!


Old Knock Knock Jokes,  The Best Knock Knock Jokes  
    
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Knock knock
who's there?
cargo
cargo who?
cargo beep beep


Children Knock Knock Jokes,  Knock Knock Jokes Funny  
    
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me !


Children Knock Knock Jokes,  Knock Knock Jokes Funny,  Knock Knock Love Jokes,  
    
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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because Mary had no arms

*Knock knock* Who's there?

Not Mary
Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because Mary had no arms

*Knock knock* Who's there?

Not Mary


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Best Silly Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom?
Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom?


Lame Knock Knock Jokes,  Grammar Jokes,  Knock Knock Jokes Funny  
    
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