Corny One Liners

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Corny jokes are usually a bit cheesy or completely lame and in this section of corny one liners that's precisely what you will find. You will find jokes about things like trying to close a sale and forcing yourself to laugh at the customers corny jokes. Some are just plain corny like, " I don't always get erections at burger king but when I do it's a whopper" and "Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet..." These are just a couple of examples of the corny one liners you will find on this page.

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Why don't matches play softball?

One strike and your out!
Why don't matches play softball?

One strike and your out!


Softball Puns,  Joke Questions And Answers,  
    
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While rowing, timing is CREWcial
While rowing, timing is CREWcial

Rowing Puns,  Boat Jokes,  
    
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Wait a minute

This isn't Narnia
Wait a minute

This isn't Narnia


Narnia Jokes,  Stupid Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.''
''Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.''

Crisis Jokes,  Buttons Jokes,  
    
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imagine if new york  were superheros lmaoo "yo son, green goblin buggin' today b"-spiderson
imagine if new york were superheros lmaoo "yo son, green goblin buggin' today b"-spiderson

Memes,  New York State Jokes,  
    
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I dont always surf the Internet

But when I do, eyebrows
I dont always surf the Internet

But when I do, eyebrows


Eyebrows Meme,  Funny Lame Jokes,  
    
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When she tries to kiss you

With that funky morning breath
When she tries to kiss you

With that funky morning breath


Memes,  Bad Breath Memes,  Drake Meme,  
    
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sometimes u gotta throw ah bag of ice at cha  head so she can realize w blessed se is to chill wit ah real
sometimes u gotta throw ah bag of ice at cha head so she can realize w blessed se is to chill wit ah real

Funny Jokes,  Corny Love Jokes,  
    
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Oh how I love driving your kids around a school bus while we wait for you to get home.... said no bus driver ever!
Oh how I love driving your kids around a school bus while we wait for you to get home.... said no bus driver ever!

Funny Ecards,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Hey boys, guess what my sweater is made of? 

Presidential material
Hey boys, guess what my sweater is made of?

Presidential material


Memes,  Funny Presidential Quotes,  
    
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i really pe this becomes a thing, ill save so much money with this face lookin at me like "you dont need that "
i really pe this becomes a thing, ill save so much money with this face lookin at me like "you dont need that "

Memes,  Funny Corny Jokes,  
    
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i met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
i met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

Funny Quotes,  Cigarette Jokes,  Rodney Dangerfield Joke,  
    
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My name is, Roy

I can count to potato
My name is, Roy

I can count to potato


Memes,  Roy Meme,  I Can Count To Potato (theme),  
    
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When you have a secret its best not the tell the bank, they have a lot of tellers!
When you have a secret its best not the tell the bank, they have a lot of tellers!

Funny Jokes,  Secret Jokes,  Bank Puns,  
    
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You know what's beautiful? Read the first word. 

Oh stop it, you.
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.

Oh stop it, you.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Beauty Quotes,  
    
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