Corny Puns

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I'm watermelonely
I'm watermelonely

Watermelon Puns,  Being Lonely Jokes,  
    
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Woolverine and the X-Stitch men
Woolverine and the X-Stitch men

Wolverine Meme,  Knitting Puns,  Funny Puns One Liners,  
    
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I wen to watch Wasps play last week.

They were alright, but I heard they've got no bee team.
I wen to watch Wasps play last week.

They were alright, but I heard they've got no bee team.


Rugby Puns,  Bee Puns,  
    
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Why did the softball team hire a cook?

They needed a good batter.
Why did the softball team hire a cook?

They needed a good batter.


Chef Jokes,  Softball Puns,  
    
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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.
What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.


Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Reality Jokes,  
    
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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

A : Because his career was in ruins.
Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

A : Because his career was in ruins.


Archaeologist Jokes,  Career Jokes,  
    
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What's a volcano's favourite Prince song?

I wanna be your lava.
What's a volcano's favourite Prince song?

I wanna be your lava.


Volcano Puns,  Prince Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium

CoRnY
What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium

CoRnY


Radon Jokes,  Cobalt Jokes,  Science Jokes,  
    
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Significant Otter...
Significant Otter...

Love Puns,  Otter Jokes,  Funny Animal Puns,  
    
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What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch!
What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch!


Cabbage Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."
"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."

Stupid Puns,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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Why are bananas better than pickles? 

They have more a-peel!
Why are bananas better than pickles?

They have more a-peel!


Banana Puns,  Pickle Jokes,  
    
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Pen pals
Pen pals

Pen Puns,  Good Puns,  
    
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