Costco Jokes

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What happens when you give a Mexican a Costco card?

Magic!
What happens when you give a Mexican a Costco card?

Magic!


Rude Mexican Jokes,  Jokes About Mexicans,  The Funniest Racist Jokes Ever,  
    
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When you change outfits in Costco and go back to the samples but they recognize you.
When you change outfits in Costco and go back to the samples but they recognize you.

Memes,  Very Funny Jokes,  
    
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Why people go to Costco

To buy something

To eat free samples
Why people go to Costco

To buy something

To eat free samples


Memes,  Funny Pie Charts,  
    
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Costco size bag of condoms from planned parenthood

Donates one dollar
Costco size bag of condoms from planned parenthood

Donates one dollar


Memes,  Condom Meme,  
    
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I should work for Costco
I should work for Costco

Memes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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Buying pregnancy tests at Costco

#Duggarproblems
Buying pregnancy tests at Costco

#Duggarproblems


Memes,  Pregnancy Jokes,  
    
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Zombie apocalypse? Go to Costco!

They need a membership card to enter
Zombie apocalypse? Go to Costco!

They need a membership card to enter


Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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I wanted Costco pizza

But we got Domino's
I wanted Costco pizza

But we got Domino's


Memes,  Pizza Memes,  
    
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Costco

They have everything
Costco

They have everything


Memes,  Funeral Jokes,  
    
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Things I do at Costco

Shop for stuff

Eat free samples

Think about how badly I want to climb those giant shelves
Things I do at Costco

Shop for stuff

Eat free samples

Think about how badly I want to climb those giant shelves


Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Every Costco sample was delicious

Today was a good day
Every Costco sample was delicious

Today was a good day


Memes,  Ice Cube Memes,  
    
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Did you go to Costco again? You got hella hot pockets :-)

Is it cool if I get one, my ebt card just expired
Did you go to Costco again? You got hella hot pockets :-)

Is it cool if I get one, my ebt card just expired


Memes,  Scumbag Steve Memes,  
    
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why the 

would you buy pizza from costco
why the

would you buy pizza from costco


Memes,  Pizza Meme,  
    
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when you try to get into costco witut your card
when you try to get into costco witut your card

Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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I find myself asking questions that I don't ask myself in any other store, like

"Will I live long enough to use all of those paper towels?"
I find myself asking questions that I don't ask myself in any other store, like

"Will I live long enough to use all of those paper towels?"


Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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