Counseling Jokes

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Counselor: Would you care to explain why you sprayed an entire can of Raid on your wife? Me: She was bugging me
Counselor: Would you care to explain why you sprayed an entire can of Raid on your wife?

Me: She was bugging me

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counselor: let's start with something you both have in common guy: well neither of us give the s counselor: lol got em
counselor: let's start with something you both have in common

guy: well neither of us give the s

counselor: lol got em

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Counselor: Say something nice about each other Jay: I think Kanye is an amazing artist Ye: I also think Kanye is an amazing artist
Counselor: Say something nice about each other

Jay: I think Kanye is an amazing artist

Ye: I also think Kanye is an amazing artist

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girl: so you mean to tell me, two birthdays? counselor: and two christmases girl: why the didn't we do this earlier?
girl: so you mean to tell me, two birthdays?

counselor: and two christmases

girl: why the didn't we do this earlier?

Memes,  Divorce Memes,  
    
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guy: is the air conditioning on or is it this es cold heart?
guy: is the air conditioning on or is it this es cold heart?

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Him: I try to talk to her and she just mumbles and throws gang signs at me Her: *signals* I'm deaf Him: *signals* that doesn't excuse joining the crips Danielle
Him: I try to talk to her and she just mumbles and throws gang signs at me

Her: *signals* I'm deaf

Him: *signals* that doesn't excuse joining the crips Danielle

Memes,  Deaf Humor,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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Hillary Clinton looks like a guidance consoler who will never change your schedule.
Hillary Clinton looks like a guidance consoler who will never change your schedule.

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counselor: you two want to tell me why you're here? guy: oh whaddup girl: he only speaks to me in memes, so immature counselor: ed up if true lol
counselor: you two want to tell me why you're here?

guy: oh whaddup

girl: he only speaks to me in memes, so immature

counselor: ed up if true lol

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counselor: what seems to be the issue? her: all he does is sit at me and look at ing memes all day counselor: ....so what seems to be the issue
counselor: what seems to be the issue?

her: all he does is sit at me and look at ing memes all day

counselor: ....so what seems to be the issue

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One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off...
One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off...

Easter Humor,  Funny Easter Quotes,  Funny Easter Comics,  
    
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j.d. perkins, civil union counselor
j.d. perkins, civil union counselor

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''paul, i think that jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at me.''
''paul, i think that jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at me.''

Jokes About Gay People,  Gay Humor,  
    
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She always has to be right! He's acute when he's mad.
She always has to be right!

He's acute when he's mad.

Math Puns,  Triangle Jokes,  
    
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oh, so w did the marrige counsling go? well let's just say after it was over there where two people w tught i was an . and i was paying both of 'um.
oh, so w did the marrige counsling go? well let's just say after it was over there where two people w tught i was an . and i was paying both of 'um.

Funny Quotes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  
    
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lets begin with something that you two have in common? well, neither of us suck ...
lets begin with something that you two have in common?

well, neither of us suck ...

Funny Jokes,  Marriage Jokes In English,  Best Marriage Jokes,  
    
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