Counseling Jokes

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*Me to the marriage counselor*

"Half of the time when we argue, he starts it."

My husband:
*Me to the marriage counselor*

"Half of the time when we argue, he starts it."

My husband:


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Counselor: Would you care to explain why you sprayed an entire can of Raid on your wife?

Me: She was bugging me
Counselor: Would you care to explain why you sprayed an entire can of Raid on your wife?

Me: She was bugging me


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counselor: let's start with something you both have in common

guy: well neither of us give the s

counselor: lol  got em
counselor: let's start with something you both have in common

guy: well neither of us give the s

counselor: lol got em


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Counselor: Say something nice about each other

Jay: I think Kanye is an amazing artist

Ye: I also think Kanye is an amazing artist
Counselor: Say something nice about each other

Jay: I think Kanye is an amazing artist

Ye: I also think Kanye is an amazing artist


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girl: so you mean to tell me, two birthdays?

counselor: and two christmases

girl: why the  didn't we do this earlier?
girl: so you mean to tell me, two birthdays?

counselor: and two christmases

girl: why the didn't we do this earlier?


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guy: is the air conditioning on or is it this es cold heart?
guy: is the air conditioning on or is it this es cold heart?

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Him: I try to talk to her and she just mumbles and throws gang signs at me

Her: *signals* I'm deaf

Him: *signals* that doesn't excuse joining the crips Danielle
Him: I try to talk to her and she just mumbles and throws gang signs at me

Her: *signals* I'm deaf

Him: *signals* that doesn't excuse joining the crips Danielle


Memes,  Deaf Humor,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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Hillary Clinton looks like a guidance consoler who will never change your schedule.
Hillary Clinton looks like a guidance consoler who will never change your schedule.

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counselor: you two want to tell me why you're here?

guy: oh  whaddup

girl: he only speaks to me in memes, so immature

counselor: ed up if true lol
counselor: you two want to tell me why you're here?

guy: oh whaddup

girl: he only speaks to me in memes, so immature

counselor: ed up if true lol


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counselor: what seems to be the issue?

her: all he does is sit at me and look at ing memes all day

counselor: ....so what seems to be the issue
counselor: what seems to be the issue?

her: all he does is sit at me and look at ing memes all day

counselor: ....so what seems to be the issue


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One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off...
One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off...

Easter Humor,  Funny Easter Quotes,  Funny Easter Comics,  
    
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j.d. perkins, civil union counselor
j.d. perkins, civil union counselor

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''paul, i think that jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at me.''
''paul, i think that jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at me.''

Jokes About Gay People,  Gay Humor,  
    
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She always has to be right!

He's acute when he's mad.
She always has to be right!

He's acute when he's mad.


Math Puns,  Triangle Jokes,  
    
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oh, so w did the marrige counsling go? well let's just say after it was over there where two people w tught i was an . and i was paying both of 'um.
oh, so w did the marrige counsling go? well let's just say after it was over there where two people w tught i was an . and i was paying both of 'um.

Funny Quotes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  
    
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