Couple Jokes

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When two people are in a relationship they have a tendency to think as a couple they are different from everyone else. However, things like the man carrying the purse while the woman shops, woman standing in front of or hugging on the man when a pretty woman walks by or even looks in his direction. These are a few of the things that are universal amongst couples and some of the jokes you will find on this page.

There are also couples that watching them interact is like watching animal planet. Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral couple jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. While you are here browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friends and kappit!
Name a more annoying couple...I'll wait
Name a more annoying couple...I'll wait

Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  Bug Jokes,  
    
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OMG he's squeezing her too hard!!!
OMG he's squeezing her too hard!!!

Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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My girl had a hard week so I kidnapped her and flew her to disney world.

When I have a hard week I just get another hard week
My girl had a hard week so I kidnapped her and flew her to disney world.

When I have a hard week I just get another hard week


Memes,  Disneyland Jokes,  Disney World Meme,  
    
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"Babe" privileges are out the window after an argument ... What you wanna eat NICOLE!!?
"Babe" privileges are out the window after an argument ... What you wanna eat NICOLE!!?

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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1st base: Sex

2nd base: Hitting each other up when the sun is out

3rd base: Sharing childhood trauma

Home run: Verbally expressing romantic interest
1st base: Sex

2nd base: Hitting each other up when the sun is out

3rd base: Sharing childhood trauma

Home run: Verbally expressing romantic interest


Memes,  Dating Jokes,  Jokes About Relationships,  
    
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When he actually lets you go through his phone and you find nothing and then he says "aight let me see yours"
When he actually lets you go through his phone and you find nothing and then he says "aight let me see yours"

Memes,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  
    
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If anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night
If anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night

Memes,  Drunk Text Jokes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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When you're third wheeling and the couple starts arguing then one of them gets mad and says "I dont care if we die!"
When you're third wheeling and the couple starts arguing then one of them gets mad and says "I dont care if we die!"

Memes,  Funny Rabbit Jokes,  Third Wheel Jokes,  
    
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I just wanna be shown off like this
I just wanna be shown off like this

Memes,  Memes For Girls,  Relationship Goals,  
    
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When y'all both dead inside but still wanna bone
When y'all both dead inside but still wanna bone

Memes,  Funny Skeleton Images,  Bone Puns,  
    
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U ever send ya boo a funny meme & they say they already saw it like wow u laughed at it & didnt think that maybe I wanted to laugh too wow
U ever send ya boo a funny meme & they say they already saw it like wow u laughed at it & didnt think that maybe I wanted to laugh too wow

Memes,  Meme Jokes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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Person: So what are you looking for in a relationship?

Me:
Person: So what are you looking for in a relationship?

Me:


Memes,  Cartoon Meme,  
    
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Him: Bae come over, but if you can't because of the rain then it's fine.

Me:
Him: Bae come over, but if you can't because of the rain then it's fine.

Me:


Memes,  Bae Memes,  Come Over Meme,  
    
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You gotta stand up if your girl hits you with this stance in a argument
You gotta stand up if your girl hits you with this stance in a argument

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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When your boo start talking like you
When your boo start talking like you

Memes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  Slang Jokes,  
    
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