Court Humor

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Imagine spending 7 years in college to become a lawyer and your client shows up to court like this.
Imagine spending 7 years in college to become a lawyer and your client shows up to court like this.

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i guess the jury liked pudding

cause they pudding my  in jail
i guess the jury liked pudding

cause they pudding my in jail


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Tension mounted during Mark Zuckerberg's congressional hearing... Follow on Twitter!

"INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" - A Bad Lip Reading
Tension mounted during Mark Zuckerberg's congressional hearing... Follow on Twitter!

Funny Videos,  Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Put On Facebook,  
    
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El Chapo promises not to kill jurors in New York trial
El Chapo promises not to kill jurors in New York trial

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"went to trial bacc to bacc  i'm 2-0"
"went to trial bacc to bacc i'm 2-0"

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And then he tweeted..... "See you in court" after just losing in court
And then he tweeted..... "See you in court" after just losing in court

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me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge:  good point
me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge: good point


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lawyer: the evidence sws us you're guilty

kid: i know u are but what am i?

judge: *whispers*  this guys good
lawyer: the evidence sws us you're guilty

kid: i know u are but what am i?

judge: *whispers* this guys good


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person: *gets a heart attack*

judge: did you try attacking it back?

judge asks rape victim if she tried 'closing her legs'
person: *gets a heart attack*

judge: did you try attacking it back?

judge asks rape victim if she tried 'closing her legs'


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Lawyer talking under his breath:

"Guiltypeople say what?"

Defendant: what?

Lawyer: no further questions your honor
Lawyer talking under his breath:

"Guiltypeople say what?"

Defendant: what?

Lawyer: no further questions your honor


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''You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.''
''You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.''

Mobster Jokes,  Court Jokes,  
    
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"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."
"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

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''Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?''
''Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Court Jokes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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Represents you in divorce proceedings

Gets you the death penalty
Represents you in divorce proceedings

Gets you the death penalty


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Soulja Boy look like a Mama watching her son in Child Support court
Soulja Boy look like a Mama watching her son in Child Support court

Soulja Boy Jokes,  Child Support Meme,  
    
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