Court Humor

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"went to trial bacc to bacc i'm 2-0"
"went to trial bacc to bacc i'm 2-0"

Memes,  Oj Simpson Jokes,  Rap Jokes,  
    
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And then he tweeted..... "See you in court" after just losing in court
And then he tweeted..... "See you in court" after just losing in court

Memes,  Irony Jokes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down judge: so? me: he's a stand up guy judge: good point
me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge: good point

Memes,  Courtroom Jokes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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lawyer: the evidence sws us you're guilty kid: i know u are but what am i? judge: *whispers* this guys good
lawyer: the evidence sws us you're guilty

kid: i know u are but what am i?

judge: *whispers* this guys good

Memes,  Court Jokes,  
    
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person: *gets a heart attack* judge: did you try attacking it back? judge asks rape victim if she tried 'closing her legs'
person: *gets a heart attack*

judge: did you try attacking it back?

judge asks rape victim if she tried 'closing her legs'

Memes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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Lawyer talking under his breath: "Guiltypeople say what?" Defendant: what? Lawyer: no further questions your honor
Lawyer talking under his breath:

"Guiltypeople say what?"

Defendant: what?

Lawyer: no further questions your honor

Memes,  Court Jokes,  Jokes About Lawyers,  
    
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''You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.''
''You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.''

Mobster Jokes,  Court Jokes,  
    
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"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."
"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Court Room Jokes,  
    
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''Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?''
''Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Court Jokes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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Represents you in divorce proceedings Gets you the death penalty
Represents you in divorce proceedings

Gets you the death penalty

Memes,  Making A Murderer Meme,  Lawyers Jokes,  
    
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Soulja Boy look like a Mama watching her son in Child Support court
Soulja Boy look like a Mama watching her son in Child Support court

Soulja Boy Jokes,  Child Support Meme,  
    
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i sentence you to kiss my
i sentence you to kiss my

Comment Photos,  Simpsons Meme,  
    
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Judge: "Well then, what kind of jobs would you be able to do?" Defendant: "Well, I could do your job, all you do is sit in a chair and ask people stupid questions."
Judge: "Well then, what kind of jobs would you be able to do?"

Defendant: "Well, I could do your job, all you do is sit in a chair and ask people stupid questions."

Memes,  Insanity Wolf Memes,  
    
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Got traffic ticket thrown out in court Court cost exceeded the ticket price
Got traffic ticket thrown out in court

Court cost exceeded the ticket price

Memes,  Socially Awesome Penguin (theme),  Socially Awkward Penguin (theme),  
    
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This how yall #MCM came from court today
This how yall #MCM came from court today

Memes,  Court Jokes,  
    
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