Court Jokes

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If your lawyer dressed like this you going to jail
If your lawyer dressed like this you going to jail

Memes,  Jokes About Lawyers,  Jail Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you show up to the Child Support Hearing and they hit you with a number you can't do #payup
When you show up to the Child Support Hearing and they hit you with a number you can't do #payup

Memes,  Child Support Jokes,  Funny Baby Daddy Jokes,  
    
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Hulk Hogan First dude to wear a du-rag in court and win.
Hulk Hogan

First dude to wear a du-rag in court and win.

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  Hulk Hogan Jokes,  
    
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lawyer: the evidence sws us you're guilty kid: i know u are but what am i? judge: *whispers* this guys good
lawyer: the evidence sws us you're guilty

kid: i know u are but what am i?

judge: *whispers* this guys good

Memes,  Court Humor,  
    
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"Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interest. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'."
"Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interest. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'."

Courtroom Jokes,  Viking Jokes,  
    
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You want the tooth?! You can't handle the tooth!!
You want the tooth?! You can't handle the tooth!!

Tooth Fairy Jokes,  Tooth Joke,  Teeth Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose?

Accused: No. *cries into palms

Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Baby Jokes,  
    
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Lawyer talking under his breath: "Guiltypeople say what?" Defendant: what? Lawyer: no further questions your honor
Lawyer talking under his breath:

"Guiltypeople say what?"

Defendant: what?

Lawyer: no further questions your honor

Memes,  Jokes About Lawyers,  
    
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Judge: "90 days house arrest" Meek: But I have a tour Judge: "Thats your girl tour"
Judge: "90 days house arrest"

Meek: But I have a tour

Judge: "Thats your girl tour"

Memes,  Meek Mill Jokes,  Meek Mill Memes,  
    
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drake the type of to give an acceptance speech after being convicted at his own trial
drake the type of

to give an acceptance speech after being convicted at his own trial

Speech Jokes,  
    
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''Sorry, but the Court does not recognize the principle of 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'.''
''Sorry, but the Court does not recognize the principle of 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'.''

Vegas Jokes,  Funny Vegas Quotes,  
    
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''You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.''
''You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.''

Mobster Jokes,  Court Humor,  
    
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Fan sues for falling asleep at baseball game Others join in largest class action case ever filed
Fan sues for falling asleep at baseball game

Others join in largest class action case ever filed

Funny Baseball Quotes,  Lawsuit Jokes,  Legal Jokes,  
    
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits!

Funny Puns For Kids,  Lawsuit Jokes,  Legal Jokes,  
    
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the amount of stupid lawsuits is too high
the amount of stupid lawsuits

is too high

Too Damn High Meme (theme),  Rent Is Too Damn High (theme),  Lawsuit Jokes,  
    
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