Court Room Jokes

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Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison Me: *whispers to my lawyer* Lawyer: My client has requested you add 1 more year
Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison

Me: *whispers to my lawyer*

Lawyer: My client has requested you add 1 more year

Memes,  Jail Jokes,  
    
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judge: anything you say can and will be held against you boy: ties lawyer: , he's good
judge: anything you say can and will be held against you

boy: ties

lawyer: , he's good

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Lawyer: You claim you were at the gym during the murder Defendant: That's right Lawyer: Yet you didn't post about it on Facebook Judge: Wow, GUILTY
Lawyer: You claim you were at the gym during the murder

Defendant: That's right

Lawyer: Yet you didn't post about it on Facebook

Judge: Wow, GUILTY

Memes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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judge: i sentence him to life in prison me: well since today is opposite day my client is free to go now judge: ly is that today?
judge: i sentence him to life in prison

me: well since today is opposite day my client is free to go now

judge: ly is that today?

Memes,  Judge Jokes,  Prison Jokes,  
    
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One last time Mr Gallagher, ''what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.
One last time Mr Gallagher, ''what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.

Vegas Jokes,  Jokes About Nevada,  Nevada Jokes,  
    
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''Sorry, but the Court does not recognize the principle of 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'.''
''Sorry, but the Court does not recognize the principle of 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'.''

Vegas Jokes,  Funny Vegas Quotes,  Court Jokes,  
    
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"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."
"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Court Humor,  
    
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''All I can say is I believe it was entrapment with hiding behind that billboard!''
''All I can say is I believe it was entrapment with hiding behind that billboard!''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Tickets Jokes,  
    
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Accusing Zeus.
Accusing Zeus.

Ancient Greek Jokes,  Greek Jokes,  
    
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Soulja Boy look like a Mama watching her son in Child Support court
Soulja Boy look like a Mama watching her son in Child Support court

Soulja Boy Jokes,  Child Support Meme,  Court Humor,  
    
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Judge: "Well then, what kind of jobs would you be able to do?" Defendant: "Well, I could do your job, all you do is sit in a chair and ask people stupid questions."
Judge: "Well then, what kind of jobs would you be able to do?"

Defendant: "Well, I could do your job, all you do is sit in a chair and ask people stupid questions."

Memes,  Court Humor,  Insanity Wolf Memes,  
    
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Um... About those e-mails.. I object! Sustained! Case dismissed!
Um... About those e-mails..

I object!

Sustained!

Case dismissed!

Funny Pictures,  Hillary Clinton Jokes,  Funny Political Comics,  
    
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be in court like
be

in court like

Memes,  
    
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When u forced to split ya beanie baby collection after tha break up
When u forced to split ya beanie baby collection after tha break up

Memes,  Break Up Meme,  
    
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w snitches be in court
w snitches be in court

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