Courtroom Jokes

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I've never wished so hard that Alyssa Milano was a real witch.
I've never wished so hard that Alyssa Milano was a real witch.

Memes,  Witch Jokes,  Actress Jokes,  
    
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lawyer: we plead insanity

judge: w do you know he's insane?

me: it's yanny instead of laurel

judge: wow okay ing psyc
lawyer: we plead insanity

judge: w do you know he's insane?

me: it's yanny instead of laurel

judge: wow okay ing psyc


Memes,  Yanny Or Laurel,  
    
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Girl tell me why I thought the judge was Kylie Jenner
Girl tell me why I thought the judge was Kylie Jenner

Memes,  Judge Jokes,  Kylie Jenner Funny,  
    
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Tiger Woods walking into a courtroom is actually a fire mixtape cover
Tiger Woods walking into a courtroom is actually a fire mixtape cover

Memes,  Jokes About Tiger Woods,  
    
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She's got on that Lifetime courtroom drama wig on so you know she means business
She's got on that Lifetime courtroom drama wig on so you know she means business

Memes,  Blac Chyna Meme,  
    
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lawyer: why did u kill this man? 

me: i held the door for him and he didn't say thank you

lawyer: oh yeah  that
lawyer: why did u kill this man?

me: i held the door for him and he didn't say thank you

lawyer: oh yeah that


Memes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge:  good point
me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge: good point


Memes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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judge: anything you say will be held against 

boy: ties

lawyer: , he's good
judge: anything you say will be held against

boy: ties

lawyer: , he's good


Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  
    
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judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment..

me: (whispering) please be death, please be death..

judge: tickets to a pitbull concert

me:
judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment..

me: (whispering) please be death, please be death..

judge: tickets to a pitbull concert

me:


Memes,  Pitbull Jokes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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convicted felon sings his own version of adele's "o" in court appearance.

When u on ur 3rd stritke but the judge is an Adele fan
convicted felon sings his own version of adele's "o" in court appearance.

Funny Videos,  Adele Jokes,  Music Funny,  
    
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"Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interest. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'."
"Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interest. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'."

Court Jokes,  Viking Jokes,  
    
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Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!''
Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!''

Super Corny Jokes,  Corny Joke,  Corny Joke List,  
    
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I don't like making plans for the day

Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom
I don't like making plans for the day

Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom


Memes,  Planning Jokes,  Joker Meme,  
    
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 it sherry you 

you had one job!
it sherry you

you had one job!


Making A Murderer Meme,  You Had One Job (theme),  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Your point about free speech is well taken - 

Now shut up!
Your point about free speech is well taken -

Now shut up!


Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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