Courtroom Jokes

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lawyer: why did u kill this man? 

me: i held the door for him and he didn't say thank you

lawyer: oh yeah  that
lawyer: why did u kill this man?

me: i held the door for him and he didn't say thank you

lawyer: oh yeah that


Memes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge:  good point
me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge: good point


Memes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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judge: anything you say will be held against 

boy: ties

lawyer: , he's good
judge: anything you say will be held against

boy: ties

lawyer: , he's good


Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  
    
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judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment..

me: (whispering) please be death, please be death..

judge: tickets to a pitbull concert

me:
judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment..

me: (whispering) please be death, please be death..

judge: tickets to a pitbull concert

me:


Memes,  Pitbull Jokes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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convicted felon sings his own version of adele's "o" in court appearance.

When u on ur 3rd stritke but the judge is an Adele fan
convicted felon sings his own version of adele's "o" in court appearance.

Funny Videos,  Adele Jokes,  Music Funny,  
    
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"Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interest. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'."
"Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interest. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'."

Court Jokes,  Viking Jokes,  
    
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Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!''
Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!''

Super Corny Jokes,  Corny Joke,  Corny Joke List,  
    
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I don't like making plans for the day

Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom
I don't like making plans for the day

Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom


Memes,  Planning Jokes,  Joker Meme,  
    
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 it sherry you 

you had one job!
it sherry you

you had one job!


Making A Murderer Meme,  You Had One Job (theme),  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Your point about free speech is well taken - 

Now shut up!
Your point about free speech is well taken -

Now shut up!


Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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z cold soters in da street

and da best male r&b singers in dat courtroom
z cold soters in da street

and da best male r&b singers in dat courtroom


Memes,  Katt Williams Meme,  
    
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I have no idea what I am doing
I have no idea what I am doing

German Shepherd Jokes,  Funny Thoughts,  
    
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Finally gets to see a courtroom in real life

"Will the defendant please rise"
Finally gets to see a courtroom in real life

"Will the defendant please rise"


Memes,  Court Humor,  
    
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Feds: we'll give you 10k and unlimited Chipotle

Me:
Feds: we'll give you 10k and unlimited Chipotle

Me:


Memes,  Chipotle Jokes,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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when people say iggy is good at rapping

hashtag this  lying your nor
when people say iggy is good at rapping

hashtag this lying your nor


Memes,  Iggy Azalea Meme,  Rap Music Jokes,  
    
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