Cow Jokes For Kids

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky
What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky


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''And the gold medal goes to...''
''And the gold medal goes to...''

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We complete each other...
We complete each other...

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Why do cows have bells?

Their horns don't work.
Why do cows have bells?

Their horns don't work.


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''This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?''
''This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?''

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!


Kid Friendly Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes One Liners  
    
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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!


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What is a cows favorite day?

Moooooooooo-day!


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Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I dont worry I dont cry, Im just happy that cows cant fly!

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A hotel next to a dairy is called a mootel.

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Q. How did the Washington Redskins fan die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!


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AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows.

That one on the left is kinda cute.


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What do you call a seeing eye dog for a blind cow? Hamburger helper.

Cow Jokes One Liners,  Cow Jokes,  Joke Of The Day Kids  
    
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What do you get when you mix a cow and a smurf? Blue Cheese

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Where do cows hang their paintings? In the Moo-seum

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