Cow Jokes One Liners

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This random dog came up to me and started sleeping on my leg
This random dog came up to me and started sleeping on my leg

Memes,  Sleeping Memes,  
    
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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky
What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky

Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Cow Jokes For Kids,  
    
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I got the moos Like Jagger
I got the moos

Like Jagger

Cow Puns,  Farming Puns,  
    
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''And the gold medal goes to...''
''And the gold medal goes to...''

Nursery Rhymes,  Cow Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''here comes the pimp.''
''here comes the pimp.''

Pimp Jokes,  Cow Jokes,  
    
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We complete each other...
We complete each other...

Cow Jokes For Kids,  Cow Jokes,  
    
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I 'herd' it was your 13th birthday!
I 'herd' it was your 13th birthday!

13th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Pun,  
    
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''This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?''
''This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?''

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Cow Puns,  
    
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"I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol."
"I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Cow Images,  
    
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you might as well run up and bite the cow if your steak look like this
you might as well run up and bite the cow if your steak look like this

Memes,  Steak Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
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Jim fixed it for me I milked a cow blindfolded
Jim fixed it for me

I milked a cow blindfolded

Memes,  Jim Jokes,  
    
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Larry, you see what happens? This is what happens
Larry, you see what happens?

This is what happens

Memes,  Larry Jokes,  
    
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And that cloud looks like a cow!
And that cloud looks like a cow!

Clouds Jokes,  Cloud Humor,  Funny Comics For Kids,  Fat Insults,  
    
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Something in the way she moos Attracts me like no udder lover
Something in the way she moos

Attracts me like no udder lover

Funny Pictures,  Farm Animal Jokes,  Funny Cow Images,  
    
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I can I swear at your mother enter into Because cows are scared in our country
I can I swear at your mother enter into

Because cows are scared in our country

Memes,  India Jokes,  Swearing Insults  
    
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