Cowboy Puns

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Cowboy punsDid you hear about the cowboy film called the sun? It's set in the West
Boots with spurs, showdowns at high noon and rounding up horses in the Wild West. All the things I think about when I think of cowboys. The movie Brokeback Mountain has forever changed how I look at cowboys. I’ve always looked at cowboys like they … would never tell another man, “I can’t quit you.”

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral cowboy puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie


Funny Jokes,  Dachshund Jokes,  
    
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I don't know what to tell you, guy. The invoice says 312 Maple, this is 312 Maple. So, here ya go. Please sign by the "X".

Birth of a Rhinestone Cowboy
I don't know what to tell you, guy. The invoice says 312 Maple, this is 312 Maple. So, here ya go. Please sign by the "X".

Birth of a Rhinestone Cowboy


Funny Pictures,  Cowboy Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Like a grind stone cowboy!
Like a grind stone cowboy!

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swm... loves rseback riding & sunsets

the movie about  cowboys brought a wle new meaning to everything in the old west
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swm... loves rseback riding & sunsets

the movie about cowboys brought a wle new meaning to everything in the old west


Funny Pictures,  Cowboy Humor,  
    
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I don't like your tone, mister.

Shootout at the OK Chorale
I don't like your tone, mister.

Shootout at the OK Chorale


Funny Jokes,  Cowboy Jokes,  Cowboy Humor,  
    
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How do cowboys like their duck?

A L'range
How do cowboys like their duck?

A L'range


Funny Jokes,  Cowboy Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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A cowboy costume 

Is the best ranch dressing
A cowboy costume

Is the best ranch dressing


Memes,  Cowboy Humor,  
    
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My little pony express
My little pony express

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The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy.

He was deranged.
The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy.

He was deranged.


Funny Jokes,  Cowboy Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?Milkshake!
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?Milkshake!

Relatable Posts,  Comedy Sms,  Funny Cow Facts,  
    
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The only thing swift around here

Is my roping.
The only thing swift around here

Is my roping.


Memes,  Funny Cowboy Sayings,  Funny Southern Sayings,  
    
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Man crushed Monday
Man crushed Monday

Funny Jokes,  Cowboy Jokes,  Cowboy Humor,  
    
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Breaking news: ESPN is reporting the cowboys

Have already officialy been eliminated from this years playoffs
Breaking news: ESPN is reporting the cowboys

Have already officialy been eliminated from this years playoffs


Meme,  Cowboy Jokes One Liners,  
    
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