Crab Jokes

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mr. krabs? i haven't heard that name in years
mr. krabs? i haven't heard that name in years

Memes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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someone has been painting political messages on a crab in tampa bay
someone has been painting political messages on a crab in tampa bay

Memes,  Political Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a crab who plays baseball? 

A pinch-hitter
What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

A pinch-hitter


Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Baseball Puns,  
    
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Crab cakes
Crab cakes

Summer Puns,  Food Puns,  
    
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i'll catch your crabs any day
i'll catch your crabs any day

Rowing Puns,  Funny Valentines Day Images,  
    
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Sir do you have a minute too talk about our Lord,

Neptune?
Sir do you have a minute too talk about our Lord,

Neptune?


Neptune Jokes,  God Humor,  
    
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Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back

Crabapple
Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back

Crabapple


Crab Puns,  Puns For Kids,  
    
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I deserve this

I've been shellfish all my life
I deserve this

I've been shellfish all my life


Selfish Jokes,  Crab Puns,  
    
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A Knife-Wielding crab had an epic showdown with a human
This crazy viral footage shows a crab brandishing a knife whilst trying to make an escape.

Animals,  Crazy Animal Videos,  Amazing And Crazy Videos,  Funny Viral Videos,  
    
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hurr hurr

es be trippin
hurr hurr

es be trippin


Animals Funny Images,  
    
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What idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks
What idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks

Funny Tweets,  Crab Puns,  
    
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lol

we found this in your ina
lol

we found this in your ina


Std Memes,  Funny Std Jokes,  
    
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orders lobster

gives you crabs
orders lobster

gives you crabs


Memes,  Scumbag Stephanie,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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So if this tasted exactly like crab

You'd eat it right?
So if this tasted exactly like crab

You'd eat it right?


Memes,  Caterpillar Jokes,  
    
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