Crab Puns

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Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back

Crabapple
Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back

Crabapple


Crab Jokes,  Puns For Kids,  
    
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I deserve this

I've been shellfish all my life
I deserve this

I've been shellfish all my life


Selfish Jokes,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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i had a pet crab in my fish tank, but it stole all the food so i got rid of it.

it was sfish
i had a pet crab in my fish tank, but it stole all the food so i got rid of it.

it was sfish


Sean Connery Meme,  Short Funny Puns,  
    
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What idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks
What idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks

Funny Tweets,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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lol

we found this in your ina
lol

we found this in your ina


Std Memes,  Funny Std Jokes,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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This top hat is degrading.

I thought there was a claws in my contract about this!
This top hat is degrading.

I thought there was a claws in my contract about this!


Memes,  Hat Jokes,  Fancy Crab,  
    
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my girlfriend has crabs, i bought her fishnet stockings.
my girlfriend has crabs, i bought her fishnet stockings.

Funny Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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Christmas? 

I hate sandy claws
Christmas?

I hate sandy claws


Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Feeling a little

Crabby
Feeling a little

Crabby


Funny Jokes,  Daily Jokes,  
    
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I am the 1%

Because I am shellfish
I am the 1%

Because I am shellfish


Memes,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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Don't bother me

I'm crabby
Don't bother me

I'm crabby


Funny Jokes,  Funny Disses,  
    
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these stds are getting ridiculous
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dave: helll nahh lol
these stds are getting ridiculous

Memes,  Std Memes,  Std Jokes,  
    
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i deserve this

i've been sfish all my live
i deserve this

i've been sfish all my live


Funny Jokes,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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Imitation crab meat?

I would rather krill myself
Imitation crab meat?

I would rather krill myself


Meme,  Food Puns,  
    
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