Cranberry Jokes

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Cranberry jokesNot sure if enjoys cranberry juice or has a urinary track infection
My favorite part of Thanksgiving is cranberry sauce. Not sure why it’s called sauce when it’s solid but it’s tasty nonetheless. So for me it just isn’t Thanksgiving without the cranberry. Cranberry is rumored to help flush out your system and help you beat a drug test. Trust it’s just a rumor.

Here we have added the most popular and viral cranberry jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Pass the cranberry sauce

It's the only way I can eat the white meat
Pass the cranberry sauce

It's the only way I can eat the white meat


Memes,  Funny Shark Jokes,  Shark Puns,  
    
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I don't always drink cranberry juice

But when I do it's because I have a uti
I don't always drink cranberry juice

But when I do it's because I have a uti


Memes,  Most Interesting Man In The World Meme (theme),  
    
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y'know what this white meat needs?

more cranberry
y'know what this white meat needs?

more cranberry


Memes,  Sharks Jokes,  
    
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Orders cranberry vodka

Has a gluten allergy
Orders cranberry vodka

Has a gluten allergy


Memes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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Give me a cranberry vodka

Liquor comes first when you order a highball!
Give me a cranberry vodka

Liquor comes first when you order a highball!


Memes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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Drink all the

Cranberry juice!
Drink all the

Cranberry juice!


Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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As a man

Cranberry juice was a bad choice
As a man

Cranberry juice was a bad choice


Memes,  Funny Man Jokes,  
    
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I am totally drunk

Off of cranberry juice.
I am totally drunk

Off of cranberry juice.


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You know you're getting old when this is your face

When you find ot cranberry juice is two for one.
You know you're getting old when this is your face

When you find ot cranberry juice is two for one.


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Runs out of cranberry sauce

Eats the can!
Runs out of cranberry sauce

Eats the can!


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sex on the beach sounds nice

extra cranberry juice please
sex on the beach sounds nice

extra cranberry juice please


Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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cranberry 

faced
cranberry

faced


Memes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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cranberry sauce my 

i ing buried paul!
cranberry sauce my

i ing buried paul!


Memes,  Beatles Jokes,  
    
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Drink cranberry juice

Everyone thinks I have a urinary tract infection
Drink cranberry juice

Everyone thinks I have a urinary tract infection


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hey girl

we mix like buckeye  and cranberry (smooth and sweet).
hey girl

we mix like buckeye and cranberry (smooth and sweet).


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