Crazy Jokes One Liners

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thank-god all of your suicide attempts have been poorly conceived.
thank-god all of your suicide attempts have been poorly conceived.

Funny Suicide Notes,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  
    
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i think my multiple personalties are plotting a murder suicide pact.
i think my multiple personalties are plotting a murder suicide pact.

Ecards,  Funny Suicide Notes,  Jokes About Crazy People,  
    
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You're going to die

When you see how awesome my new camaro is.
You're going to die

When you see how awesome my new camaro is.


Chevy Camaro Jokes,  Dating Site Murderer (theme),  New Car Jokes,  
    
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playing water polo, suddenly you have the ball...

time to drown someone
playing water polo, suddenly you have the ball...

time to drown someone


Insanity Puppy,  Insanity Puppy Meme,  Water Polo Jokes,  
    
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They used my dual lands as a coaster

I used their heads as a paperweight
They used my dual lands as a coaster

I used their heads as a paperweight


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  
    
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Delusional 

Believing you will win the SEC west
Delusional

Believing you will win the SEC west



Ole Miss Rebels Jokes,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  
    
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when your girl gets you mad you need sex to be happy but she mad that ur mad & needs to be happy to have sex...
when your girl gets you mad you need sex to be happy but she mad that ur mad & needs to be happy to have sex...

Memes,  Funny Joke Humor,  
    
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smile at that dude again and i'll be sure to

smile in my mugst tonight


Memes,  Crazy Boyfriend Meme,  
    
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when u don't trust bae alone in the bathroom with his pne
when u don't trust bae alone in the bathroom with his pne

Memes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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i might be crazy but i'll ld you down and love the  out of you
i might be crazy but i'll ld you down and love the out of you

Funny Jokes,  Silly Love Quotes,  
    
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my cousin was st and killed on thursday smh ..

i owed that  40 dollars t .. aint god good
my cousin was st and killed on thursday smh ..

i owed that 40 dollars t .. aint god good


Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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Him: I'm sure you're not that crazy.

Me:
Him: I'm sure you're not that crazy.

Me:


Memes,  Crazy Jokes,  
    
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I always carry a little crazy with me, you never know when you need it
I always carry a little crazy with me, you never know when you need it

Funny Jokes,  Life Humor,  
    
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Narcissism

Narcissism everywhere
Narcissism

Narcissism everywhere


Memes,  Narcissism Jokes,  Toy Story Meme,  
    
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if u don't text me back... ima just ume u somewhere eating ...
if u don't text me back... ima just ume u somewhere eating ...

Funny Jokes,  Texting Fails,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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