Crazy One Liners

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It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.
It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

Bob Newhart Jokes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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Congrats - youre 60! If you acted your age, youd be schizophrenic.
Congrats - youre 60! If you acted your age, youd be schizophrenic.

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Crazy Funny Sayings,  
    
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The voices in my head keep telling me to go camping
The voices in my head keep telling me to go camping

Funny Camping Quotes,  Camping Jokes,  Short Funny One Liners,  
    
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I always carry a little crazy with me... You never know when it's going to come in handy.
I always carry a little crazy with me... You never know when it's going to come in handy.

Bugs Bunny Jokes,  Funny Quotes Of The Day 2015,  
    
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I drive a school bus with 40-60 screaming kids. Watching them in a mirror while trying to drive a 40ft+ box on wheels. Whats your excuse for being crazy??
I drive a school bus with 40-60 screaming kids. Watching them in a mirror while trying to drive a 40ft+ box on wheels. Whats your excuse for being crazy??

Funny Ecards,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  
    
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I want you to take down that poster of Jessica Alba

She looks nothing like me
I want you to take down that poster of Jessica Alba

She looks nothing like me


Memes,  Jessica Alba Jokes,  Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme,  
    
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clifford the big red dog
tse were the days

cleo tasted so good
clifford the big red dog
tse were the days

cleo tasted so good


Funny Jokes,  Clifford Jokes,  Puppy Memes,  
    
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Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought I'd think that I thought I was once.
Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought I'd think that I thought I was once.

Memes,  Ben Stiller Meme,  Dumb Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Making the truth movement

Look like a bunch of crazy idiots
Making the truth movement

Look like a bunch of crazy idiots


Memes,  Alex Jones Meme,  Truth Jokes,  
    
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Taser to your junk

It's free electrolysis, essentially!
Taser to your junk

It's free electrolysis, essentially!


Memes,  Megyn Kelly Meme,  Funny English Sayings,  
    
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If you think I'm crazy now....

Wait until I get out of this stupid jacket
If you think I'm crazy now....

Wait until I get out of this stupid jacket


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Crazy People,  
    
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when people tell me i'm crazy

i be like "stay turned  you ain't seen nothing yet"
when people tell me i'm crazy

i be like "stay turned you ain't seen nothing yet"


Memes,  Funny Girly Quotes,  Memes For Girls,  
    
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Me at school

Stressed out snake eats itself
Me at school

Stressed out snake eats itself


Memes,  College Is A Joke,  College Fail,  
    
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i love you but you are driving me bat ing  crazy.
i love you but you are driving me bat ing crazy.

Funny Quotes,  Parenting Memes,  
    
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when your ex and his new boo survive the use fire you started while they were sleeping.
when your ex and his new boo survive the use fire you started while they were sleeping.

Funny Jokes,  Crazy Ex Girlfriend Jokes,  Fire Jokes,  
    
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