Credit Card Jokes

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When you're hitting on the cashier and she says your card was declined
When you're hitting on the cashier and she says your card was declined

Memes,  Cashier Meme,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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Guy: You remind me of my Chase freedom unlimited card

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because my interest is pretty low
Guy: You remind me of my Chase freedom unlimited card

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because my interest is pretty low


Memes,  Best Roasting Jokes,  
    
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when you know you're broke but you still buy stupid  and max out your credit cards anyway

why are you like this
when you know you're broke but you still buy stupid and max out your credit cards anyway

why are you like this


Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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When u realize u forgot your credit card with bae

Bae checked in to Dubai mall
When u realize u forgot your credit card with bae

Bae checked in to Dubai mall


Dubai Jokes,  Mall Jokes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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Rhinoceros Joke

Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!
Rhinoceros Joke

Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Corny Jokes For Kids,  Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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When your dad calls to yell at your about the credit card bill

Get a life and move on, and stop bothering me.
When your dad calls to yell at your about the credit card bill

Get a life and move on, and stop bothering me.


Memes,  Credit Card Meme,  
    
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When you realize you left your debit card at the bar
When you realize you left your debit card at the bar

Memes,  Funny Reactions,  
    
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Trying to decide if I should pay off my credit card bill or buy this pre-made salad from whole foods
Trying to decide if I should pay off my credit card bill or buy this pre-made salad from whole foods

Funny Quotes,  Bills Jokes,  Debt Jokes,  
    
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When your card gets declined at the register
When your card gets declined at the register

Credit Card Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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congratulations, you played yourself

dj khaled snapchats credit card by accident loses $80,000 in 30 secs
congratulations, you played yourself

dj khaled snapchats credit card by accident loses $80,000 in 30 secs


Memes,  Snapchat Jokes,  Dj Khaled Meme,  
    
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When a customer gives you attitude but their card declines
When a customer gives you attitude but their card declines

Memes,  Attitude Meme,  Empire Meme,  
    
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all it takes is 3.5 inches to satisfy a women. doesn't matter if it's either visa or mastercard.
all it takes is 3.5 inches to satisfy a women. doesn't matter if it's either visa or mastercard.

Funny Jokes,  Dirty Guy Jokes,  
    
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Not sure what is even happening here...

Instructions unclear
Not sure what is even happening here...

Funny Vines,  Bank Jokes,  Hilarious Vine Videos,  
    
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Oh, you have an American Express black card?

Of course I'll give you an additional discount on the already reduced clearance item
Oh, you have an American Express black card?

Of course I'll give you an additional discount on the already reduced clearance item


Memes,  American Express Jokes,  Credit Card Meme,  
    
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For Payment we do not except

Goats, chickens, sheep, checks or American Express

We do accept

Visa, Mastercard, Discover & of course Cash!
For Payment we do not except

Goats, chickens, sheep, checks or American Express

We do accept

Visa, Mastercard, Discover & of course Cash!


Funny Store Signs,  American Express Jokes,  Money Humor,  
    
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