Credit Jokes

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Here you will find jokes about the funny and often embarrassing credit situations some of us find ourselves in. Situations like going below your minimum balance and being charged fees and having good credit when we apply for a credit card and then bad credit after we are approved. Credit is the one thing we all have. Even if you have no credit you have credit which means there is a joke in this section that applies to you now, might have applied to you in the past or will apply to you in the future.

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"Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating."
"Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating."

Fraud Jokes,  Funny Comics,  
    
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Funny Quotes,  Funny Adult Quotes,  
    
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I don't get enough credit for getting out of bed in the morning.
I don't get enough credit for getting out of bed in the morning.

Waking Up Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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Aunt: You still got that bad attitude ?

Me: yep, You still got that bad credit ? 

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Aunt: You still got that bad attitude ?

Me: yep, You still got that bad credit ?

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Memes,  Attitude Meme,  Funny Beyonce Meme,  
    
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When your credit score start rising
When your credit score start rising

Memes,  Black Insults,  
    
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Frizzy hair? Coconut oil. No shaving cream? Coconut oil. Dry skin? Coconut oil. Bad credit? Coconut oil. Bf acting up? Coconut oil.
Frizzy hair? Coconut oil. No shaving cream? Coconut oil. Dry skin? Coconut oil. Bad credit? Coconut oil. Bf acting up? Coconut oil.

Funny Jokes,  Life Humor,  Funny Quote Jokes,  
    
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when your ratchet ex finds out your new girl has a good job great  and even better credit
when your ratchet ex finds out your new girl has a good job great and even better credit

Memes,  Mad Jokes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  
    
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That face you make....when yo credit score go down
That face you make....when yo credit score go down

Memes,  That Face You Make,  
    
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Heard you went below your minimum balance

So we charged you a fee for not having any moeny, then charged you another fee for not having any moeny to pay the fee we charged your for not having any moeny
Heard you went below your minimum balance

So we charged you a fee for not having any moeny, then charged you another fee for not having any moeny to pay the fee we charged your for not having any moeny


Memes,  Credit Meme,  Xzibit Memes (theme),  
    
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How I feel right now

Just paid off a credit card!
How I feel right now

Just paid off a credit card!


Memes,  Credit Meme,  Credit Card Meme,  
    
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My credit card doesn't always get declined 

But when it does there are 15 people behind me
My credit card doesn't always get declined

But when it does there are 15 people behind me


Memes,  Credit Card Meme,  
    
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Wanna hear my impression of stupid American?

"...I'll use my credit card"
Wanna hear my impression of stupid American?

"...I'll use my credit card"


Memes,  Credit Card Meme,  Credit Meme,  
    
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I have good credit
I have good credit

Memes,  Credit Meme,  Strutting Leo Meme,  
    
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If you use credit cards irresponsibly

You're gonna have a bad time
If you use credit cards irresponsibly

You're gonna have a bad time


Memes,  Credit Card Meme,  Credit Meme,  
    
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This is me, looking for a valid credit card at the restaurant
This is me, looking for a valid credit card at the restaurant

Memes,  Credit Card Meme,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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