Crime Jokes

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Hello sir I'd like to report a serious felony...yes he made the motion like he threw the ball but it was still in his hand
Hello sir I'd like to report a serious felony...yes he made the motion like he threw the ball but it was still in his hand

Memes,  Funny Dog Quotes,  
    
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Drake: It was big, red, kind

911: U better not be describing ur heart

Drake: How could she not call on my birthday
911: Describe stolen item

Drake: It was big, red, kind

911: U better not be describing ur heart

Drake: How could she not call on my birthday


Memes,  Broken Heart Jokes,  
    
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When Monday is inching closer by the minute and a life of organized crime isn't sounding so bad
When Monday is inching closer by the minute and a life of organized crime isn't sounding so bad

Memes,  Funny Pug Images,  
    
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What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

A waterfelon!
What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

A waterfelon!


Watermelon Puns,  Fruit Puns,  Lame Joke,  
    
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what's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

a krilling spree
what's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

a krilling spree


Shrimp Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  Seafood Puns,  
    
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Back in my day 

Criminals could dress themselves
Back in my day

Criminals could dress themselves


Al Capone Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  Fashion Jokes,  
    
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Did you know

Chewing gum is illegal in Indonesia
Did you know

Chewing gum is illegal in Indonesia


Indonesia Jokes,  Law Jokes,  
    
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Murder Jokes,  
    
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only in st. lucia

rapists receive 100% confidentiality
only in st. lucia

rapists receive 100% confidentiality


Saint Lucia Jokes,  Rapist Jokes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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So the definition of a criminal is someone who breaks the law

And you want me to believe that more laws will somehow make less criminals?
So the definition of a criminal is someone who breaks the law

And you want me to believe that more laws will somehow make less criminals?


Criminal Jokes,  Law Jokes,  Leslie Meme,  
    
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Suspect: I want my lawyer. 

Detective: Ok I just have one more question...

Suspect answers
Suspect: I want my lawyer.

Detective: Ok I just have one more question...

Suspect answers


Confused Jackie Chan,  Detective Jokes,  
    
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When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. 

I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.
When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets.

I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.


Zinc Jokes,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  
    
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they laughed when i said i want to be a detective. 

i laughed when no detective could find them
they laughed when i said i want to be a detective.

i laughed when no detective could find them


Detective Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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in ohio

this is illegal
in ohio

this is illegal


Ohio Jokes,  True Story Meme (theme),  Weird Jokes,  
    
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