Criminal Jokes

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Ladies I may not be as hot as Ted Bundy but I will also not murder you
Ladies I may not be as hot as Ted Bundy but I will also not murder you

Memes,  Ted Bundy Jokes,  Stupid Pick Up Lines,  
    
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woman arrested for allegedly threatening to blow up 7-eleven

and where the  was batman?
woman arrested for allegedly threatening to blow up 7-eleven

and where the was batman?


Memes,  Funny Mugshots,  
    
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Personal trainer just got 10 years for dealing coke

Ive been going to him for years

Just shows you never really know someone

I genuinely had no idea he was a personal trainer
Personal trainer just got 10 years for dealing coke

Ive been going to him for years

Just shows you never really know someone

I genuinely had no idea he was a personal trainer


Memes,  Personal Trainer Jokes,  
    
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wasn't this  in they use?!?!?

^^^literally america
wasn't this in they use?!?!?

^^^literally america


Memes,  Logic Jokes,  Nursery Rhymes,  
    
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6ix9ine: Listen I gave you Jordyn Woods, Ynw Melly, R Kelly, and Jussie Smollett, can I please go?

Judge: You're still looking at about 29 years.

6is8ine: Remember Aunt Becky from Full House?
6ix9ine: Listen I gave you Jordyn Woods, Ynw Melly, R Kelly, and Jussie Smollett, can I please go?

Judge: You're still looking at about 29 years.

6is8ine: Remember Aunt Becky from Full House?


Memes,  Snitch Meme,  Funny Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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Me: Do I look skinny

Cop taking my mugshot: Please stop asking
Me: Do I look skinny

Cop taking my mugshot: Please stop asking


Memes,  Photography Jokes,  Cop Humor,  
    
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How Michael going to show up to court!
How Michael going to show up to court!

Memes,  Michael Jackson Funny,  
    
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Imagine you won the prison talent show 6 years straight and then u find out Robert Kelly is comin
Imagine you won the prison talent show 6 years straight and then u find out Robert Kelly is comin

Memes,  R Kelly Meme,  Prison Jokes,  
    
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Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

Memes,  New England Patriots Jokes,  Court Room Jokes,  
    
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Matching pair of bracelets to go with all those rings
Matching pair of bracelets to go with all those rings

Memes,  Jewelry Jokes,  Robert Kraft Meme,  
    
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Police : " Are you aware that you have a warrant ?"

Me: Warraaaaaaaaant !!!!???
Police : " Are you aware that you have a warrant ?"

Me: Warraaaaaaaaant !!!!???


Memes,  Police Funny,  Soulja Boy Jokes,  
    
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Prison iff uh
Soap getting slipp uh
Cellmate got the stiffy uh
Butthole gettin jizzy uh
Prison iff uh
Soap getting slipp uh
Cellmate got the stiffy uh
Butthole gettin jizzy uh


Memes,  Prison Jokes,  Funny Rap Song Lyrics,  
    
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tekashi 69: "wle squad full of killers. i'm a in killer too!"

district attorney:
tekashi 69: "wle squad full of killers. i'm a in killer too!"

district attorney:


Memes,  Attorney Jokes,  Jokes About Rappers,  
    
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Ladies, when's the last time a guy opened the car door for u?

When I got arrested
Ladies, when's the last time a guy opened the car door for u?

When I got arrested


Memes,  Chivalry Jokes,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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"i'm really in here ing "
"i'm really in here ing "

Memes,  Prison Jokes,  
    
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