Crippled People Jokes

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why did christopher reeve's wife wash him in the kitchen sink? 

i don't know 

she washed all her vegetables in the kitchen sink
why did christopher reeve's wife wash him in the kitchen sink?

i don't know

she washed all her vegetables in the kitchen sink


Christopher Reeves Jokes,  Vegetable Puns,  Funny Offensive Jokes,  
    
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The face people make

When they see a disabled person
The face people make

When they see a disabled person


The Face You Make Meme,  People Be Like Jokes,  Disabled Joke,  
    
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Stay off grass

Unless you're handicapped

Or want to be
Stay off grass

Unless you're handicapped

Or want to be


Sign Jokes,  Grass Jokes,  
    
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Accomodation

Nice try but you're doing it wrong
Accomodation

Nice try but you're doing it wrong


Doing It Wrong Memes (theme),  Funny Demotivational Posters,  Funny Handicap Signs,  
    
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Parks in handicapped spot

Laughs when truly disabled people park far away
Parks in handicapped spot

Laughs when truly disabled people park far away


Parking Jokes,  Merica,  Fat People Meme,  
    
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Ed Salau lost his leg in combat

Still does his job
Ed Salau lost his leg in combat

Still does his job


Missing Leg Jokes,  Military Jokes,  
    
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What if

The stairway to heaven was build to keep handicapped people out
What if

The stairway to heaven was build to keep handicapped people out


Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Heaven Jokes,  Handicap Jokes,  
    
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Sees you parked in a handicap spot

Breaks yours legs so you don't get in trouble
Sees you parked in a handicap spot

Breaks yours legs so you don't get in trouble


Handicap Jokes,  Good Guy Greg Meme (theme),  Lol Funny,  
    
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Handicapped in third world country

Still shows up in the morning
Handicapped in third world country

Still shows up in the morning


Handicap Jokes,  Amputee Jokes,  
    
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The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

Life Humor,  Disability Jokes One Liners,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  
    
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Got yelled at by a fat woman for taking the handicapped spot

Because I'm in a wheelchair and don't "actually have to do anything"
Got yelled at by a fat woman for taking the handicapped spot

Because I'm in a wheelchair and don't "actually have to do anything"


Wheel Chair Jokes,  Awkward Moment Seal,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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Bad design...

Has a special place in its heart for handicap accessibility.
Bad design...

Has a special place in its heart for handicap accessibility.


Handicap Jokes,  Haha,  
    
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Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people make handicapped faces


Confession Bear Meme,  Handicap Jokes,  Just Wrong,  
    
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Cripple problem #78

Getting pat on the head like a child.
Cripple problem #78

Getting pat on the head like a child.


Insulting Jokes,  Disabled Joke,  
    
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I am not "inspired" by:

Mentally or physically handicapped people or veterans.
I am not "inspired" by:

Mentally or physically handicapped people or veterans.


Veteran Jokes,  Unpopular Opinion Puffin (theme),  Handicap Jokes,  
    
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