Cum Jokes

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Me: Don't let him nut in you

Savage me: You stock piled plan B this is what you've been prepping for
Me: Don't let him nut in you

Savage me: You stock piled plan B this is what you've been prepping for


Memes,  
    
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man: does does this have nuts in it?

waiter: nuts or nut?

man: what's the difference?

waiter: its does not have nuts but i did nut in it.
man: does does this have nuts in it?

waiter: nuts or nut?

man: what's the difference?

waiter: its does not have nuts but i did nut in it.


Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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i tught you said you pulled out so where did you
i tught you said you pulled out so where did you

Memes,  Pull Out Meme,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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when he's about to nut and u got 2.8 seconds to decide whether u gonna be a toaster strudel or a twinkie
when he's about to nut and u got 2.8 seconds to decide whether u gonna be a toaster strudel or a twinkie

Memes,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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when you got creampied three days ago & you feel nut dribble out of you
when you got creampied three days ago & you feel nut dribble out of you

Memes,  When You Meme,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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bae: your so inconsistent sometimes it 5 min, sometimes 10 sometimes 20 ming

me: but did you nut t?
bae: your so inconsistent sometimes it 5 min, sometimes 10 sometimes 20 ming

me: but did you nut t?


Memes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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when u fart after he dun nutted in yo bootyle
when u fart after he dun nutted in yo bootyle

Memes,  Bird Meme,  
    
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so when my mom kicked him out of the use, i stole his favorite shirt and now use it as a  rag.
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so when my mom kicked him out of the use, i stole his favorite shirt and now use it as a rag.


Confession Bear Meme,  Gross Humor,  
    
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"this drink is call " in a t tub""
"this drink is call " in a t tub""

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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when you're hitting it from behind and she turn around and moan, "you have the dankest memes."
when you're hitting it from behind and she turn around and moan, "you have the dankest memes."

Memes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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when the sex is trash so u spit on her back and act like u nutted so u can dip
when the sex is trash so u spit on her back and act like u nutted so u can dip

Funny Jokes,  Men Jokes About Women,  
    
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when she says " wherever"
when she says " wherever"

Memes,  
    
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when she's talking and you're thinking about w mad she's gonna be when you nut inside her after she made it very clear that she's not on birth control.
when she's talking and you're thinking about w mad she's gonna be when you nut inside her after she made it very clear that she's not on birth control.

Memes,  Birth Control Memes,  
    
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come again?

easter comes once a year w often do you?
come again?

easter comes once a year w often do you?


Funny Church Signs,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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when she say " where u want" an u got one sec left to decide
when she say " where u want" an u got one sec left to decide

Memes,  Orgasm Jokes,  
    
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