Customer Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular and best viral customer jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Here you will find jokes that poke fun at the saying ‘The customer is always right’ you will also find some funny narrative from the perspective of both the customer and the customer service agent and the typical issues each have on a daily basis.

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There's 7 billion people inis world and you think I'm gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? Damn right I am I'll probably even go cry in the freezer too
There's 7 billion people inis world and you think I'm gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? Damn right I am I'll probably even go cry in the freezer too

Memes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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The "Nike just lost a real valuable customer" starter pack
The "Nike just lost a real valuable customer" starter pack

Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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Please make it legals for customer employees to challenge customer in hand to hand combat please
Please make it legals for customer employees to challenge customer in hand to hand combat please

Memes,  Funny Thought For The Week,  
    
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The only customers that Nike will lose are the ones wearing these...
The only customers that Nike will lose are the ones wearing these...

Memes,  Nike Jokes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  
    
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**Nike announces Kaepernick as the face of their campaign"

"I swear to God, Nike will never get another dime of money. They just lost a loyal customer"

Same guy:
**Nike announces Kaepernick as the face of their campaign"

"I swear to God, Nike will never get another dime of money. They just lost a loyal customer"

Same guy:


Memes,  Nike Jokes,  Colin Kaepernick Jokes,  
    
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The customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer
The customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer

Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  
    
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customer: let me see your name tag so i can report you for not giving me what i want.

me:
customer: let me see your name tag so i can report you for not giving me what i want.

me:


Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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Working retail was wild, people just tell you things about their personal life and you just stand there... Not knowin' how to respond to "I'm going to a funeral" or "I'm getting a divorce" like that sucks... $13.48 is your total
Working retail was wild, people just tell you things about their personal life and you just stand there... Not knowin' how to respond to "I'm going to a funeral" or "I'm getting a divorce" like that sucks... $13.48 is your total

Memes,  Retail Jokes,  Gossip Jokes,  
    
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When customers show up 6 hours before the store closes
When customers show up 6 hours before the store closes

Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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Cashier: *Goes to scan item, item doesnt scan through

Customer: oh it must be free then!

Cashier:
Cashier: *Goes to scan item, item doesnt scan through

Customer: oh it must be free then!

Cashier:


Memes,  Cashier Meme,  
    
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When my manager comes out & repeats the same thing I just said to the rude customer
When my manager comes out & repeats the same thing I just said to the rude customer

Memes,  Funny Horse Pictures With Captions,  Manager Jokes,  
    
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Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way
Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way


Memes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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When a customer asks to talk to my manager and my manager tells them exactly what I told them.
When a customer asks to talk to my manager and my manager tells them exactly what I told them.

Memes,  Solange Jokes,  
    
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Me: "Ok your total is..hold on it's loading."

Customer: "Wow! So it's free?! Hahaha"

Me: "A ki ki ki nah it's $17.66."
Me: "Ok your total is..hold on it's loading."

Customer: "Wow! So it's free?! Hahaha"

Me: "A ki ki ki nah it's $17.66."


Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  
    
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Me to customer: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: A million dollars

Me:
Me to customer: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: A million dollars

Me:


Memes,  Lame Jokes,  
    
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