Customer Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular and best viral customer jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Here you will find jokes that poke fun at the saying ‘The customer is always right’ you will also find some funny narrative from the perspective of both the customer and the customer service agent and the typical issues each have on a daily basis.

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If I had a dollar for every time I fake laugh at a customer's jokes.
If I had a dollar for every time I fake laugh at a customer's jokes.

Memes,  Work Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you been slapping your coworker's butts all night and a customer thinks they can join in
When you been slapping your coworker's butts all night and a customer thinks they can join in

Memes,  When You Meme,  Slap Jokes,  
    
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When the customer ur dealing with asks to speak to the manager n the manager says the same thing u did
When the customer ur dealing with asks to speak to the manager n the manager says the same thing u did

Memes,  Manager Jokes,  Funny Work Images,  
    
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Me: Your total is 9.95

Customer: *Hands cash*

Me: *Types amount in system*

Customer: Oh here's 30 cents
Me: Your total is 9.95

Customer: *Hands cash*

Me: *Types amount in system*

Customer: Oh here's 30 cents


Memes,  Cashier Meme,  Math Humor,  
    
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When the cashier is already serving the next customer and you're not finished putting your change in your wallet.
When the cashier is already serving the next customer and you're not finished putting your change in your wallet.

Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  Panic Jokes,  
    
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Customer: It's so nice outside today isn't it?

Me: Don't disrespect me like that
Customer: It's so nice outside today isn't it?

Me: Don't disrespect me like that


Memes,  Funny Weather Quotes,  
    
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When a customer wants t speak to the manager and the manager just tells them the exact same thing you did
When a customer wants t speak to the manager and the manager just tells them the exact same thing you did

Memes,  Employee Jokes,  
    
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When your boss is getting chewed by a customer but you remember that time he denied your vacation request
When your boss is getting chewed by a customer but you remember that time he denied your vacation request

Memes,  Joke On Boss,  Workplace Jokes,  
    
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"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"
"sorry ma'am, i'm closed"

customer: but i've spped here for 25 years

"then you suld know when we in close"


Memes,  Store Jokes,  Cashier Meme,  
    
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When your 5 steps away from the exit at work and you hear "excuse me, can you show me where the..."
When your 5 steps away from the exit at work and you hear "excuse me, can you show me where the..."

Memes,  Pissed Off Jokes,  Workplace Jokes,  
    
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When you're understaffed and customers keep coming at ya like
When you're understaffed and customers keep coming at ya like

Memes,  Funny Work Images,  Funny Tennis Images,  
    
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When ur at work and a customer starts yelling at u but u can't do anything because "the customer always right"
When ur at work and a customer starts yelling at u but u can't do anything because "the customer always right"

Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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Me when a customer puts their money on the counter instead of my outstretched hand
Me when a customer puts their money on the counter instead of my outstretched hand

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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When the customer says "I won't be coming back here again" expecting you to burst into tears but really you're like..
When the customer says "I won't be coming back here again" expecting you to burst into tears but really you're like..

Memes,  Pepe The Frog Memes,  
    
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the description this chinese restaurant cose for a a customer allergy is amazing
the description this chinese restaurant cose for a a customer allergy is amazing

Memes,  Chinese Food Jokes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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