Customer Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular and best viral customer jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Here you will find jokes that poke fun at the saying ‘The customer is always right’ you will also find some funny narrative from the perspective of both the customer and the customer service agent and the typical issues each have on a daily basis.

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"Can I speak to your manager please?" "I AM the manager"
"Can I speak to your manager please?"

"I AM the manager"

Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  Thor Jokes,  
    
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this customer walked in 10 seconds before we closed and she had the audacity to yall "yay i made it" you made what? made me mad?
this customer walked in 10 seconds before we closed and she had the audacity to yall "yay i made it" you made what? made me mad?

Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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when the customer tries to tell you their wle life story...
when the customer tries to tell you their wle life story...

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Some of y'all have never been yelled at by a middle-aged white lady about something wildly outside the realm of your pay grade while working in the service industry and it shows
Some of y'all have never been yelled at by a middle-aged white lady about something wildly outside the realm of your pay grade while working in the service industry and it shows

Memes,  Customer Service Jokes,  
    
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Will a customer who claims to be a big tipper ever actually be a big tipper?
Will a customer who claims to be a big tipper ever actually be a big tipper?

Memes,  Funny Pie Charts,  Statistical Jokes,  
    
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Me: Hi ma'am how are u today Customer: *ignores me* Me:
Me: Hi ma'am how are u today

Customer: *ignores me*

Me:

Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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i hate when customers go "well they did it for me the last time" well this time it ain't happening
i hate when customers go "well they did it for me the last time"

well this time it ain't happening

Memes,  Customer Service Meme,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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Customer: *Acts rude*
Customer: *Acts rude*

Memes,  Shock Jokes,  
    
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The Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us
The Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us

Memes,  Customer Service Jokes,  
    
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The weirdest flex of all time is when customers come in 1 minute before you close and say "we made it just in time!!" Ya just in time to ruin my mood Carol
The weirdest flex of all time is when customers come in 1 minute before you close and say "we made it just in time!!" Ya just in time to ruin my mood Carol

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Customer: Hello Me: We close in 2 hours 7 minutes and 15 seconds by the way
Customer: Hello

Me: We close in 2 hours 7 minutes and 15 seconds by the way

Memes,  Funny Work Quotes,  Funny Job Quotes,  
    
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There's 7 billion people inis world and you think I'm gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? Damn right I am I'll probably even go cry in the freezer too
There's 7 billion people inis world and you think I'm gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? Damn right I am I'll probably even go cry in the freezer too

Memes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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The "Nike just lost a real valuable customer" starter pack
The "Nike just lost a real valuable customer" starter pack

Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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Please make it legals for customer employees to challenge customer in hand to hand combat please
Please make it legals for customer employees to challenge customer in hand to hand combat please

Memes,  Funny Thought For The Week,  
    
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The only customers that Nike will lose are the ones wearing these...
The only customers that Nike will lose are the ones wearing these...

Memes,  Nike Jokes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  
    
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