Cute Food Jokes

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"My usual salad please"
"My usual salad please"

Salad Memes,  Food Puns,  Julius Caesar Jokes,  
    
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Oh God

I'm so full
Oh God

I'm so full


After Dinner Jokes,  Food One Liners,  
    
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Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.

Pizza Meme,  Pizza Jokes,  Cute Romantic Jokes,  
    
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The classic food pyramid

If you cut off the top and bottom you get...

The weight loss trapezoid

And if you combine the top and the bottom you get...

The happiness paper hat
The classic food pyramid

If you cut off the top and bottom you get...

The weight loss trapezoid

And if you combine the top and the bottom you get...

The happiness paper hat


Trapezoid Jokes,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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"The house needs a lot of work. It's loaded with cholesterol...not nearly enough fiber..."
"The house needs a lot of work. It's loaded with cholesterol...not nearly enough fiber..."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Food Jokes,  
    
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Cats are like potato chips, you can't have just one.
Cats are like potato chips, you can't have just one.

Cat Lady Memes,  Cat Lady Jokes,  
    
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How to attract me
How to attract me

Memes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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I love squash

Squashy squash squash down in my belly
I love squash

Squashy squash squash down in my belly


Squash Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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I don't always eat corn dogs...

But when I do, I lime to make smiley faces with the mustard
I don't always eat corn dogs...

But when I do, I lime to make smiley faces with the mustard


Corn Dog Jokes,  I Dont Always Meme,  
    
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You bet a corn dog, and you bet a corn dog

Everyone gets a corn dog!!!!
You bet a corn dog, and you bet a corn dog

Everyone gets a corn dog!!!!


Corn Dog Jokes,  Funny Oprah Winfrey Jokes,  
    
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One does not simply

Put corn on a hotdog and call it a corn dog
One does not simply

Put corn on a hotdog and call it a corn dog


Corn Dog Jokes,  One Does Not Simply Memes,  Hot Dog Jokes,  
    
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And you get a corndog

And you get a corndog
And you get a corndog

And you get a corndog


Corn Dog Jokes,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Where do Eskimos train their sled dogs?

In the mush room
Where do Eskimos train their sled dogs?

In the mush room


Sled Dog Jokes,  Mushroom Puns,  
    
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Hey 

I love you like Asians love rice.
Hey

I love you like Asians love rice.


Love You Like Jokes,  Fat Asian Kid Meme,  One Liner Asian Jokes,  
    
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Ham and eggs

A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

True story
Ham and eggs

A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

True story


Memes,  Ham Jokes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  
    
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