Cyclist Jokes

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Ignores every traffic law in existence

Gets mad if you honk at him
Ignores every traffic law in existence

Gets mad if you honk at him


Honk Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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Oh look,

A penny!
Oh look,

A penny!


Penny Jokes,  Falling Jokes,  
    
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They see me rollin'

They hatin'
They see me rollin'

They hatin'


Bike Jokes,  Funny Rap Lyrics  
    
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Every day is lower body day
Every day is lower body day

Leg Day Quotes,  Leg Jokes  
    
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Cycling 

What I think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What my wife thinks I do

What my co-workers think I do

What society thinks I do

What I really do
Cycling

What I think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What my wife thinks I do

What my co-workers think I do

What society thinks I do

What I really do


Reality Jokes,  Cycling Jokes  
    
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"Same rules, same roads, same rights"

Hogs the road, follows none of the rules, and ignores others rights.
"Same rules, same roads, same rights"

Hogs the road, follows none of the rules, and ignores others rights.


Road Jokes,  Biker Jokes,  
    
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Goes biking 

Calls it cycling
Goes biking

Calls it cycling


Cycling Jokes,  Bike Jokes,  
    
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But women don't produce enough demand for cycling products 

False. Almost half of the US adult cyclists are women
But women don't produce enough demand for cycling products

False. Almost half of the US adult cyclists are women


Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  Funny False Facts,  
    
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Road cycling 

What the public think I do

What my mum think I do

What the media think I do

What car drivers think I do

What I think I do

What I really do
Road cycling

What the public think I do

What my mum think I do

What the media think I do

What car drivers think I do

What I think I do

What I really do


Cycling Jokes,  What People Think I Do,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  
    
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Road cyclist

What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What my bike shop thinks I do

What I think I do

What I actually do
Road cyclist

What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What my bike shop thinks I do

What I think I do

What I actually do


Cycling Jokes,  What People Think I Do,  
    
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Attended Midvale senior prom

Had to check bike at the door
Attended Midvale senior prom

Had to check bike at the door


Bike Humor,  Prom Meme  
    
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rides extremely slow in the middle of the road.

flips you off when you p him.
rides extremely slow in the middle of the road.

flips you off when you p him.


Middle Finger Jokes,  Road Rage Jokes  
    
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not sure if nking because i have a nice add

or because they hate cyclist
not sure if nking because i have a nice add

or because they hate cyclist


Honk Jokes,  
    
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Go home deer

You are drunk
Go home deer

You are drunk


Funny Deer Jokes,  Go Home You're Drunk Memes  
    
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