Dachshund Jokes

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My mother was giggling at this and told me to "take a look at that adorable dachshund, he's sleeping", she was looking at a purse:
My mother was giggling at this and told me to "take a look at that adorable dachshund, he's sleeping", she was looking at a purse:

Memes,  Purse Jokes,  
    
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When she wont date short dudes
When she wont date short dudes

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures,  
    
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When you throw a pool party and nobody shows up
When you throw a pool party and nobody shows up

Memes,  Funny Party Jokes,  Fail Funny,  
    
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booty had my weenie like...
booty had my

weenie like...

Memes,  Big Booty Jokes,  Booty Jokes,  
    
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Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little doggie
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie

Funny Jokes,  Cowboy Puns,  
    
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Dachshund though the snow
Dachshund though the snow

Funny Jokes,  Funny Christmas Sayings For Kids,  
    
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Responses I get when walking my dachshunds A serious question about the breed "How cute!" "Weiner dog!"
Responses I get when walking my dachshunds

A serious question about the breed

"How cute!"

"Weiner dog!"

Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes Dogs,  
    
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that left me for a wiener dog
that left me

for a wiener dog

Funny Breakup Quotes,  Funny Dog,  Ex Girl Jokes,  
    
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Im just gonna take a sip k?
Im just gonna take a sip k?

Daily Meme,  Cute Joke  
    
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i love w the gr tickles my nipples when i run.
i love w the gr tickles my nipples when i run.

Funny Dog Quotes,  Grass Jokes,  
    
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Miniature Dachshund How society sees me How my friends see me How other dogs see me How my owners see me How I see me The real me
Miniature Dachshund

How society sees me

How my friends see me

How other dogs see me

How my owners see me

How I see me

The real me

What People Think I Do,  Funny Dog Images With Captions  
    
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...Aaaaaannnnnddd, I have to pee.
...Aaaaaannnnnddd, I have to pee.

Pee Jokes,  Funny Dogs Images,  Dog Funny Pictures  
    
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Why do I hear the music from Jaws?
Why do I hear the music from Jaws?

Jaws Jokes,  Funny Cat And Dog Jokes,  Funny Dog Thoughts  
    
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I told you... I'm a Dachshund "Not a weenie dog."
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Hola: hi
I told you...

I'm a Dachshund "Not a weenie dog."

Funny Dog Quotes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions  
    
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We are so glad you are home, look what the cat did!! We tried to stop him!!!!
We are so glad you are home, look what the cat did!! We tried to stop him!!!!

Jokes About Cats,  Funny Dog Sayings  
    
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