Dad Humor

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Dads love saying "chicken butt" anytime anyone says "guess what"
Dads love saying "chicken butt" anytime anyone says "guess what"

Memes,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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Every 7 minutes another dad heads to the garage to shed it's skin
Every 7 minutes another dad heads to the garage to shed it's skin

Memes,  Garage Jokes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  
    
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My dad is so dramatic when I'm not home all day,
My dad is so dramatic when I'm not home all day,

Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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There is no louder sound than your dads sneeze.
There is no louder sound than your dads sneeze.

Memes,  Sneezing Jokes,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" And we put our clothes back on discussed her father's diabetes
Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"

And we put our clothes back on discussed her father's diabetes

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How dads stare at their yard after they cut the grass
How dads stare at their yard after they cut the grass

Memes,  Wrestling Memes,  
    
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Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous
Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Dad's waiting for January 1st 0:01 so they can say "I haven't seen you since last year"
Dad's waiting for January 1st 0:01 so they can say "I haven't seen you since last year"

Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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Md dad is refusing to use his Ancestry DNA kit because he's convinced that the government created it as a way to collect DNA samples from the public.
Md dad is refusing to use his Ancestry DNA kit because he's convinced that the government created it as a way to collect DNA samples from the public.

Memes,  Jokes On Government,  Spy Jokes,  
    
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Is your dad really your dad if he doesn't say "who?" after talking about any of your friends even if he's known them for literally 7 years??
Is your dad really your dad if he doesn't say "who?" after talking about any of your friends even if he's known them for literally 7 years??

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Friends,  
    
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My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" Lmfaoooo yeooo??
My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" Lmfaoooo yeooo??

Memes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  
    
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Daddy NECK.. Dooo doo doodoodoo
Daddy NECK.. Dooo doo doodoodoo

Memes,  Song Jokes,  Neck Man Meme,  
    
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My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

Memes,  Best Corny Jokes,  
    
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Doc: "Your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas" Me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat] Dad: [opens one eye]
Doc: "Your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas"

Me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat]

Dad: [opens one eye]

Memes,  Coma Jokes,  
    
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Finally, a parking spot for guys with dad bods who like to grill
Finally, a parking spot for guys with dad bods who like to grill

Memes,  Sign Jokes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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