Dad Humor

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1 yr old son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly step forward].

Wife: Omg he just took his first steps!

Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he traveled.
1 yr old son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly step forward].

Wife: Omg he just took his first steps!

Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he traveled.


Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Funny Parent Jokes,  
    
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This is our year fellas!
This is our year fellas!

Memes,  Fat Guy Jokes,  
    
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every man's dad bod champ
every man's dad bod champ

Memes,  Boxing Jokes,  
    
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Dads love saying "chicken butt" anytime anyone says "guess what"
Dads love saying "chicken butt" anytime anyone says "guess what"

Memes,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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Every 7 minutes another dad heads to the garage to shed it's skin
Every 7 minutes another dad heads to the garage to shed it's skin

Memes,  Garage Jokes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  
    
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My dad is so dramatic when I'm not home all day,
My dad is so dramatic when I'm not home all day,

Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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There is no louder sound than your dads sneeze.
There is no louder sound than your dads sneeze.

Memes,  Sneezing Jokes,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"

And we put our clothes back on discussed her father's diabetes
Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"

And we put our clothes back on discussed her father's diabetes


Memes,  
    
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How dads stare at their yard after they cut the grass
How dads stare at their yard after they cut the grass

Memes,  Wrestling Memes,  
    
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Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous
Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Dad's waiting for January 1st 0:01 so they can say "I haven't seen you since last year"
Dad's waiting for January 1st 0:01 so they can say "I haven't seen you since last year"

Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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Md dad is refusing to use his Ancestry DNA kit because he's convinced that the government created it as a way to collect DNA samples from the public.
Md dad is refusing to use his Ancestry DNA kit because he's convinced that the government created it as a way to collect DNA samples from the public.

Memes,  Jokes On Government,  Spy Jokes,  
    
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Is your dad really your dad if he doesn't say "who?" after talking about any of your friends even if he's known them for literally 7 years??
Is your dad really your dad if he doesn't say "who?" after talking about any of your friends even if he's known them for literally 7 years??

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Friends,  
    
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My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" Lmfaoooo yeooo??
My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" Lmfaoooo yeooo??

Memes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  
    
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Daddy NECK.. Dooo doo doodoodoo
Daddy NECK.. Dooo doo doodoodoo

Memes,  Song Jokes,  Neck Man Meme,  
    
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