Dad Humor

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My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" Lmfaoooo yeooo??
My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" Lmfaoooo yeooo??

Memes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  
    
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Daddy NECK.. Dooo doo doodoodoo
Daddy NECK.. Dooo doo doodoodoo

Memes,  Song Jokes,  Neck Man Meme,  
    
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My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.


Memes,  Best Corny Jokes,  
    
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Doc: "Your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas"

Me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat]

Dad: [opens one eye]
Doc: "Your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas"

Me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat]

Dad: [opens one eye]


Memes,  Coma Jokes,  
    
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Finally, a parking spot for guys with dad bods who like to grill
Finally, a parking spot for guys with dad bods who like to grill

Memes,  Sign Jokes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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I lost my dad at Walmart and ended up finding him in the garden section watering plants
I lost my dad at Walmart and ended up finding him in the garden section watering plants

Memes,  Dad Meme,  Garden Jokes,  
    
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He has four kids to raise sweetie
He has four kids to raise sweetie

Memes,  Stranger Things Meme,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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Wife: Will you put the baby in his crib?

Me: Sure.

Me: *In background* KOBE

*Sounds of broken glass*
Wife: Will you put the baby in his crib?

Me: Sure.

Me: *In background* KOBE

*Sounds of broken glass*


Memes,  Parental Fails,  New Baby Jokes,  
    
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If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?
If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?

Memes,  Dad Memes,  Homer Simpson Meme,  
    
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Dads out here can't wait to turn these bad boys green this mowing season
Dads out here can't wait to turn these bad boys green this mowing season

Memes,  Shoe Jokes,  
    
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When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.

Noises Dads Make
When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.

Funny Videos,  Dad Jokes,  Father Jokes,  
    
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When dad helps out at bath time
When dad helps out at bath time

Memes,  Parenting Meme,  
    
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"Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million"

Me:
"Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million"

Me:


Memes,  Jokes About Money,  Funny Question Jokes,  
    
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Children Hilariously Crashing A Live BBC TV Interview Is Frontrunner For Best News Blooper Of 2017
Adorable children crash a live BBC interview to bother their apologetic dad

Fail,  Latest Viral Videos,  Reporter Fail,  Newscaster Bloopers,  
    
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When dad catches someone messing with the thermostat
When dad catches someone messing with the thermostat

Memes,  Temperature Jokes,  
    
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