Daily Funny Quotes

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When you put 2 & 2 together and get 11 cuz you found out more info than you were supposed to
When you put 2 & 2 together and get 11 cuz you found out more info than you were supposed to

Memes,  When You Meme,  Emoji Memes,  
    
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i silently mouth the words "i need to get high" at least 20 times a day.
i silently mouth the words "i need to get high" at least 20 times a day.

High Jokes,  Pot Jokes,  
    
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"eh,  it" is the adult equivalent

of "hakuna matata"
"eh, it" is the adult equivalent

of "hakuna matata"


Life Humor,  Lion King Meme,  
    
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I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 150% of the time
I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 150% of the time

Stupid Funny Quotes,  Joke Quotes,  
    
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I want to be rebellious but I dont want to get in trouble
I want to be rebellious but I dont want to get in trouble

Funny Jokes,  Quotes Of The Day Funny,  Funniest Jokes Of 2015,  
    
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my " it" game on steroids
my " it" game on steroids

Funny Quotes,  Steroid Funny,  One Liners On Life,  
    
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it must suck to hate me, i'm ing poppin
it must suck to hate me, i'm ing poppin

Funny Jokes,  Hate Jokes,  Funny Motivational Sayings,  
    
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you at me chillin while the person you like gettin ed to death but that's life
you at me chillin while the person you like gettin ed to death but that's life

Funny Jokes,  No Chill,  Silly Quotes About Life,  
    
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Me every day

I'm gonna go take a sadness nap.
Me every day

I'm gonna go take a sadness nap.


Memes,  Sad Jokes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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"People who tolerate me on a daily basis.... They're the real heroes."
"People who tolerate me on a daily basis.... They're the real heroes."

Funny Daily Thoughts,  
    
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It's "too" a.m. for me.
It's "too" a.m. for me.

Funny Morning Quotes,  Morning Jokes,  
    
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Just cancel the rest of the week and we'll try again on Monday
Just cancel the rest of the week and we'll try again on Monday

Funny Jokes,  Funny Monday Jokes,  
    
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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.

We haven't met yet...
Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.

We haven't met yet...


Funny Jokes,  Anti Social Jokes,  Funny Ironic Sayings,  
    
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My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours
My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours

Funny Jokes,  Good Funny Quotes,  
    
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I'm just going to put an 'out-of-order' sticker on my head and call it a day
I'm just going to put an 'out-of-order' sticker on my head and call it a day

Funny Jokes,  Humor Jokes,  
    
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