Daily Funny Thoughts

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Before calling me.. ask yourself
Before calling me.. ask yourself

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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Was it a bad day?

Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
Was it a bad day?

Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?


Memes,  Bad Day Jokes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm sad I need  a purpose

My Brain:Did you say a purchase
Me: I'm sad I need a purpose

My Brain:Did you say a purchase


Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great

Memes,  Morning Jokes,  Running Jokes,  
    
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I used to think high schoolers were so grown up until I was one. Then college kids were so cool and put together until I was one. Then adults knew everything and now let me tell you no one knows anything we're all out here wigging it
I used to think high schoolers were so grown up until I was one. Then college kids were so cool and put together until I was one. Then adults knew everything and now let me tell you no one knows anything we're all out here wigging it

Memes,  Funny Life Thoughts,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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Does anybody else be making bets with themselves in their mind? Like I be like "I bet yo can't pour a cup of soda b4 the microwave beep"
Does anybody else be making bets with themselves in their mind? Like I be like "I bet yo can't pour a cup of soda b4 the microwave beep"

Memes,  Mind Jokes,  
    
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Turns out that I actually like household chores I just don't like it when someone tells me to do them
Turns out that I actually like household chores I just don't like it when someone tells me to do them

Memes,  Cleaning Jokes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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you ever wake up for work and be like...  it... fire me
you ever wake up for work and be like... it... fire me

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when they leave or is that just me?
Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when they leave or is that just me?

Memes,  Pet Humor,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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It took me 21 years to realize it's hard as hail not hard as hell

I was today years old when I found this out
It took me 21 years to realize it's hard as hail not hard as hell

I was today years old when I found this out


Memes,  Funny Sayings Jokes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  
    
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Should I book another flight to go abroad?

Brain: No.
Wallet: No.
Mom: No.
Dog: No.
Universe: No.

I think I'm gonna book the flight
Should I book another flight to go abroad?

Brain: No.
Wallet: No.
Mom: No.
Dog: No.
Universe: No.

I think I'm gonna book the flight


Memes,  Flying Jokes,  Travel Jokes,  
    
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Me: Why am I so tired and weak all the time?

Me: *eats nothing nutritional value*

Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*

Me: *never exercises ever*

Me: I just don't get it
Me: Why am I so tired and weak all the time?

Me: *eats nothing nutritional value*

Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*

Me: *never exercises ever*

Me: I just don't get it


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Life,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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Some days I'm Rihanna riding a jet ski with her legs crossed and other days I'm Beyonce riding a jet ski in a designer dress
Some days I'm Rihanna riding a jet ski with her legs crossed and other days I'm Beyonce riding a jet ski in a designer dress

Memes,  Rihanna Funny,  Beyonce Funny,  
    
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You ever been texting somebody and suddenly think to yourself "Why am I wasting my time?"
You ever been texting somebody and suddenly think to yourself "Why am I wasting my time?"

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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How if feels waking up every morning in 2017

Damage report
How if feels waking up every morning in 2017

Damage report


Memes,  Star Trek Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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