Daily Funny Thoughts

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It took me 21 years to realize it's hard as hail not hard as hell

I was today years old when I found this out
It took me 21 years to realize it's hard as hail not hard as hell

I was today years old when I found this out


Memes,  Funny Sayings Jokes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  
    
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Should I book another flight to go abroad?

Brain: No.
Wallet: No.
Mom: No.
Dog: No.
Universe: No.

I think I'm gonna book the flight
Should I book another flight to go abroad?

Brain: No.
Wallet: No.
Mom: No.
Dog: No.
Universe: No.

I think I'm gonna book the flight


Memes,  Flying Jokes,  Travel Jokes,  
    
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Me: Why am I so tired and weak all the time?

Me: *eats nothing nutritional value*

Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*

Me: *never exercises ever*

Me: I just don't get it
Me: Why am I so tired and weak all the time?

Me: *eats nothing nutritional value*

Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*

Me: *never exercises ever*

Me: I just don't get it


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Life,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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Some days I'm Rihanna riding a jet ski with her legs crossed and other days I'm Beyonce riding a jet ski in a designer dress
Some days I'm Rihanna riding a jet ski with her legs crossed and other days I'm Beyonce riding a jet ski in a designer dress

Memes,  Rihanna Funny,  Beyonce Funny,  
    
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You ever been texting somebody and suddenly think to yourself "Why am I wasting my time?"
You ever been texting somebody and suddenly think to yourself "Why am I wasting my time?"

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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How if feels waking up every morning in 2017

Damage report
How if feels waking up every morning in 2017

Damage report


Memes,  Star Trek Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Me to myself:

Its not that serious, don't go off

Its not that serious, don't go off

Don't be petty just let it go
Me to myself:

Its not that serious, don't go off

Its not that serious, don't go off

Don't be petty just let it go


Memes,  Petty Memes,  Stewie Meme,  
    
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my mind after 5pm...
my mind after 5pm...

Memes,  Wine Memes,  Wine Jokes,  
    
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i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.
i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.
I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.

Funny Morning Quotes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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When you wake up with a question

Is this life!?
When you wake up with a question

Is this life!?


Waking Up Jokes,  Morning Humor,  Morning Jokes,  
    
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*Plays hard to get by staying at home and having no contact with anyone*
*Plays hard to get by staying at home and having no contact with anyone*

Funny Quotes,  Anti Social Jokes,  Life Jokes,  
    
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I need

Three

Coffees

And like

Six million

Dollars
I need

Three

Coffees

And like

Six million

Dollars


Funny Jokes,  Coffee Joke,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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It's never too late to go back to bed
It's never too late to go back to bed

Bed Jokes,  Sleep Jokes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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you know what's funny?

lots of  so lighten the  up.
you know what's funny?

lots of so lighten the up.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Inspirational Quotes,  
    
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