Daily Life Jokes

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How do people work 10+ hours a day then come home and workout and cook? Adulting is an extreme sport
How do people work 10+ hours a day then come home and workout and cook? Adulting is an extreme sport

Memes,  Busy Jokes,  
    
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I used to be lie "ugh there's no parties coming up, I just need something fun to look forward to" and now I'm like "yo if I play my cars right I may get to sleep for 14 hours straight the Wednesday after next I just gotta cancel a couple of things first"
I used to be lie "ugh there's no parties coming up, I just need something fun to look forward to" and now I'm like "yo if I play my cars right I may get to sleep for 14 hours straight the Wednesday after next I just gotta cancel a couple of things first"

Memes,  Adult One Liners,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from
My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from

Memes,  Mind Jokes,  
    
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Did you know that it's actually possible to say "I don't know enough about this to have an opinion"
Did you know that it's actually possible to say "I don't know enough about this to have an opinion"

Memes,  Funny Pieces Of Advice,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm sad I need  a purpose

My Brain:Did you say a purchase
Me: I'm sad I need a purpose

My Brain:Did you say a purchase


Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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Getting mad at your hair is a different type of mad
Getting mad at your hair is a different type of mad

Memes,  Jokes About Hair,  Bad Hair Day Jokes,  
    
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Weekends as an adult really suck.

Friday: You work until 5 and you're too tired to do anything.

Saturday: You want to chill but you have to run errands or be productive.

Sunday: You're mad all day because it's already almost Monday.
Weekends as an adult really suck.

Friday: You work until 5 and you're too tired to do anything.

Saturday: You want to chill but you have to run errands or be productive.

Sunday: You're mad all day because it's already almost Monday.


Memes,  Funny Weekend Thoughts,  Adult Funny Jokes,  
    
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Do u ever set 2 alarms for the morning where the first one is like 'im gonna make myself eggs for breakfast and look like a snack today' and the second one is like 'im gonna have to deal with a snack for breakfast and look like an egg today'
Do u ever set 2 alarms for the morning where the first one is like 'im gonna make myself eggs for breakfast and look like a snack today' and the second one is like 'im gonna have to deal with a snack for breakfast and look like an egg today'

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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You: Why do I feel terrible

Body: Coffee is not a meal

Body: Eat a vegetable

Body: Sleep

You: Guess we'll never know

Body: Oh my God
You: Why do I feel terrible

Body: Coffee is not a meal

Body: Eat a vegetable

Body: Sleep

You: Guess we'll never know

Body: Oh my God


Memes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  Body Health Jokes,  
    
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Who needs LSD when instead you can have low iron and trip out everytime you stand up too quickly
Who needs LSD when instead you can have low iron and trip out everytime you stand up too quickly

Memes,  Funny Health Quotes,  Personal Jokes,  
    
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Yeah, I can fit it in my schedule
Yeah, I can fit it in my schedule

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  Busy Jokes,  
    
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i'm no good at pull ups, push ups, or sit ups.

i do, wever, excel at  ups.
i'm no good at pull ups, push ups, or sit ups.

i do, wever, excel at ups.


Memes,  Funny Fitness Quotes,  
    
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Don't give people who sneeze loudly the attention they crave.
Don't give people who sneeze loudly the attention they crave.

Memes,  Sneezing Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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Little secret about me: My answer to the question "would you like a receipt" is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time
Little secret about me: My answer to the question "would you like a receipt" is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time

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Me knowing that all my bills are overdue, no relationship, on my last write up at work, no sex, no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue, no relationship, on my last write up at work, no sex, no diet and $14.32 on my debit card

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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