Daily Life Jokes

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I kinda wanna stop spending money.....and like save it... but life;; keeps happening
I kinda wanna stop spending money.....and like save it... but life;; keeps happening

Memes,  Real Life Jokes,  Saved Money Jokes,  
    
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Was it a bad day?

Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
Was it a bad day?

Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?


Memes,  Bad Day Jokes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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"just trust your gut" pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally telling me to abort mission
"just trust your gut" pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally telling me to abort mission

Memes,  Personal Joke,  Anxiety Meme,  
    
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As a child I thought I'd have to deal with the Bermuda Triangle a lot more than I have in my adult life
As a child I thought I'd have to deal with the Bermuda Triangle a lot more than I have in my adult life

Memes,  Traveling Jokes,  Travel Humor,  
    
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My whole life consists of people asking me if I've seen this movie and me telling them no I haven't seen that movie and then them telling me I should see that movie and then me telling them I'll add it to the list but there is no list and I won't watch that movie
My whole life consists of people asking me if I've seen this movie and me telling them no I haven't seen that movie and then them telling me I should see that movie and then me telling them I'll add it to the list but there is no list and I won't watch that movie

Memes,  Movie Jokes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao
I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao

Memes,  Money Jokes,  Logic Jokes,  
    
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"I'm running 5 minutes late" = I'm running 10 minutes late

"I'm running 10 minutes late" = running 20 minutes late

"in traffic" = Just got in a car

"leaving now" = disinterested, not dressed, was fully asleep three seconds ago
"I'm running 5 minutes late" = I'm running 10 minutes late

"I'm running 10 minutes late" = running 20 minutes late

"in traffic" = Just got in a car

"leaving now" = disinterested, not dressed, was fully asleep three seconds ago


Memes,  Daily Humor,  
    
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*Walking past a stanger*

My Brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me:
*Walking past a stanger*

My Brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me:


Memes,  Reaction Memes,  Stranger Jokes,  
    
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Hang on. Let me overthink this.
Hang on. Let me overthink this.

Memes,  Thinking Jokes,  
    
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I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated or drunk or jittery as hell!
I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated or drunk or jittery as hell!

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  
    
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Did I break out bc I wore makeup or because I used a new makeup remover or because I'm gonna be on my period in a week or bc I've been eating or bc I'm sad or bc I'm stressed ? Which is it
Did I break out bc I wore makeup or because I used a new makeup remover or because I'm gonna be on my period in a week or bc I've been eating or bc I'm sad or bc I'm stressed ? Which is it

Memes,  Acne Jokes,  
    
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Seeing a therapist: $100/hour

Telling myself it be like that sometimes: free
Seeing a therapist: $100/hour

Telling myself it be like that sometimes: free


Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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How do people work 10+ hours a day then come home and workout and cook? Adulting is an extreme sport
How do people work 10+ hours a day then come home and workout and cook? Adulting is an extreme sport

Memes,  Busy Jokes,  
    
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My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from
My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from

Memes,  Mind Jokes,  
    
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I used to be lie "ugh there's no parties coming up, I just need something fun to look forward to" and now I'm like "yo if I play my cars right I may get to sleep for 14 hours straight the Wednesday after next I just gotta cancel a couple of things first"
I used to be lie "ugh there's no parties coming up, I just need something fun to look forward to" and now I'm like "yo if I play my cars right I may get to sleep for 14 hours straight the Wednesday after next I just gotta cancel a couple of things first"

Memes,  Adult One Liners,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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