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Dallas Cowboys Jokes

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Dallas cowboys jokesI left 2 cowboys tickets on the dash of my car / when I came back out there were 2 more tickets

The Best Dallas Cowboys Jokes This Season


The Dallas Cowboys are a joke, everyone knows this already but we just wanted to remind you. Ok so maybe we're being some haters over here lol... regardless we don't always find football to be funny but whenever it is the Dallas Cowboys seem to crack us up!

So we've collected the best Dallas Cowboys jokes we could find on the web and from what users have sent to us. Enjoy browsing our top picks and don't forget to rate, share and leave your best kappits!
When you gotta hear "We Dem Boyz" & "How bout dem Cowboys" for the next 20 years after they won 1 playoff game
When you gotta hear "We Dem Boyz" & "How bout dem Cowboys" for the next 20 years after they won 1 playoff game

Memes,  Robert Downey Jr Meme,  
    
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Haven't head from any Cowboys fans lately... Hope they're ok.
Haven't head from any Cowboys fans lately... Hope they're ok.

Memes,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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How to spot a counterfeit playoff ticket
How to spot a counterfeit playoff ticket

Memes,  Sport Team Jokes,  
    
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You only live once Don't waste it being a Cowboys fan
You only live once

Don't waste it being a Cowboys fan

Memes,  Yolo Jokes,  
    
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Did You Know
  • The Dallas Cowboys have appeared in Super Bowl 8 times, and have won 5 Super Bowl Championships in 1971, 1978, 1992, 1993, and 1995.
  • The Cowboys were originally established in 1960 as an expansion team.
  • The Dallas Cowboys still reign supreme in being the wealthiest NFL team (and U.S. sports franchise), valuing in at 3 billion.
    • Dak Prescott with Zeke Vs Dak Prescott without Zeke
    Dak Prescott with Zeke

    Vs

    Dak Prescott without Zeke

    Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  
        
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    Cowboys fans be like "Elliott!"
    Cowboys fans be like

    "Elliott!"

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    When you think it's Black Friday But it's actually people returning Cowboys jerseys
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    Alabama: When you think it’s Black Friday But it’s actually fans exchanging Alabama jerseys for LSU
    When you think it's Black Friday

    But it's actually people returning Cowboys jerseys

    Memes,  Black Friday Jokes,  
        
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    And then Cowboys fans said... "No Zeke no problem!"
    And then Cowboys fans said... "No Zeke no problem!"

    Memes,  Funny Football Quotes,  
        
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    Trying to find All those Cowboys fans from a week ago
    Trying to find

    All those Cowboys fans from a week ago

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    Breaking: Cowboys sign undrafted free agent RB Eke Zelliott to a 6 week deal.
    Breaking: Cowboys sign undrafted free agent RB Eke Zelliott to a 6 week deal.

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    The "nah fam, Cowboys are taking it all dis year" starter pack
    The "nah fam, Cowboys are taking it all dis year" starter pack

    Memes,  Starter Pack Meme,  
        
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    The Cowboys when Aaron Rodgers walks by them after them after the game.
    The Cowboys when Aaron Rodgers walks by them after them after the game.

    Memes,  Aaron Rodgers Jokes,  
        
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    It's not a logo It's a rating
    It's not a logo

    It's a rating

    Memes,  Sport Team Jokes,  
        
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    Ezekiel Elliott's borrowing shirts from Cowboys cheerleaders now.
    Ezekiel Elliott's borrowing shirts from Cowboys cheerleaders now.

    Memes,  Athlete Jokes,  Nfl Memes,  
        
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    Pretty sad that the Cowboys lost today to a team that forgot to bring their matching uniforms
    Pretty sad that the Cowboys lost today to a team that forgot to bring their matching uniforms

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    Timeline
    1978
    The Dallas Cowboys win their first championship against the Denver Broncos (21-17) in Louisiana.
    Jan. 15, The Dallas Cowboys win their first championship against the Denver Broncos (21-17) in Louisiana.




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