Danica Patrick Jokes

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Danica Patrick is a race car driver, model, spokeswoman and has placed higher in the Indy 500 than any other woman. Danica isn't actually taken seriously by most when it comes to racing mostly due to her lack of skill and it is perceived she uses her sexuality to remain relevant in her field. You will find danica patrick jokes and memes in this section that contain all of the above and use images from her sexy godaddy ads as well as poke fun at them.

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Wants to be taken seriously as a driver

Crashes first lap of Daytona 500
Wants to be taken seriously as a driver

Crashes first lap of Daytona 500


Memes,  Ironic Joke,  
    
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Oh so you like Nascar?

Name 1 driver besides Jeff Gordon, Danika Patrick or Dale Jr.
Oh so you like Nascar?

Name 1 driver besides Jeff Gordon, Danika Patrick or Dale Jr.


Memes,  Funny Nascar Sayings,  Jeff Gordon Jokes,  
    
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If you are a Danica fan and came to Nascar memes

Your gonna have a bad time
If you are a Danica fan and came to Nascar memes

Your gonna have a bad time


Memes,  Nascar Memes,  
    
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Brace yourselves

Memes and jokes about Danica Patrick sitting on the pole are coming
Brace yourselves

Memes and jokes about Danica Patrick sitting on the pole are coming


Memes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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Danica Patrick

What my friends think I do.

What society thinks I do.

What my boss thinks I do

What I think I do,

What I actually do.
Danica Patrick

What my friends think I do.

What society thinks I do.

What my boss thinks I do

What I think I do,

What I actually do.


Memes,  Nascar Jokes,  
    
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If Danica Patrick could actually drive

That'd be great
If Danica Patrick could actually drive

That'd be great


Memes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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At least South Park got it right
At least South Park got it right

Memes,  South Park Memes,  
    
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Nascar is a wast of time and resources

Danica Patrick is a hero
Nascar is a wast of time and resources

Danica Patrick is a hero


Memes,  Nascar Jokes,  College Liberal Meme (theme),  
    
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I pull for Danica Patrick for her driving ability. Said no man ever.
I pull for Danica Patrick for her driving ability. Said no man ever.

Funny Ecards,  Woman Driver Jokes,  
    
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dignity

i'm unsure wm has less of it in this picture
dignity

i'm unsure wm has less of it in this picture


Demotivational Posters,  Moral Humor,  
    
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Danica Patrick

Expects to win?
Danica Patrick

Expects to win?


Memes,  Xzibit Meme (theme),  Motor Racing Jokes,  
    
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defies the gender barrier and succeeds at a sort dominated by men

"look at what a t piece of  i am"
defies the gender barrier and succeeds at a sort dominated by men

"look at what a t piece of i am"


Memes,  Funny Sports Facts,  
    
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i pe danica patrick crashes her car and dies

nascar is for men
i pe danica patrick crashes her car and dies

nascar is for men


Memes,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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i can see danica patrick naked if i visit godaddy.com

that sounds awesome!
i can see danica patrick naked if i visit godaddy.com

that sounds awesome!


Memes,  First Day On The Internet Kid (theme),  
    
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hey danica,

i can be your godaddy.
hey danica,

i can be your godaddy.


Memes,  Jokes About Websites,  
    
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