Dark Knight Jokes

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Holy memes, this dude puts fear in the hearts of every criminal in Gotham City. So if you want some comedy and jokes spit with menacing face, this is for you. It’s like watching the Dark Knight on stage singing “Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana! Nana, Batman! In his dungeon voice.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny Dark Knight jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
You think badminton is your ally

You merely adopted badminton.  I was born in it. Moulded by it.
You think badminton is your ally

You merely adopted badminton. I was born in it. Moulded by it.


Memes,  Badminton Jokes,  
    
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Trusted to deliver personal letter

The Dark Knight Rises

Reads it himself then burns it
Trusted to deliver personal letter

The Dark Knight Rises

Reads it himself then burns it


Memes,  Alfred Meme,  
    
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He's a silent guardian

A watchful protector

A Dark Knight
He's a silent guardian

A watchful protector

A Dark Knight


Memes,  Chris Dorner Meme,  
    
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he's a silent guardian, watchful, protector against corruption,

he's out  king!
he's a silent guardian, watchful, protector against corruption,

he's out king!


Memes,  Chris Dorner Meme,  Batman Memes,  
    
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Prince Charles dancing with Gotham.
Prince Charles dancing with Gotham.

Memes,  Prince Charles Meme,  
    
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In the way of Bane.
In the way of Bane.

Memes,  Batman Jokes,  
    
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You wanna know where I got these scars?
You wanna know where I got these scars?

Memes,  Funny Joker Images,  Popsicle Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you think you know the orchestra room, you merly adoped it.

I was born in it, molded in it; it was all I knew until I was already a man
Oh, you think you know the orchestra room, you merly adoped it.

I was born in it, molded in it; it was all I knew until I was already a man


Orchestra Puns,  Really Good Jokes For Kids,  Bane Meme  
    
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Aren't you the guy who drugged Katie holmes in batman

Aren't you the guy who died in Titanic
Aren't you the guy who drugged Katie holmes in batman

Aren't you the guy who died in Titanic


Titanic Jokes,  Inception Meme,  Leonardo Dicaprio Meme,  
    
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Jingle bells, Joker smells 

Uh...it's Batman smells. 

Shut up!
Jingle bells, Joker smells

Uh...it's Batman smells.

Shut up!


Batman Panel Memes,  Meme Gallery,  
    
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I will break you 

A piece of my kit-kat so we can share it
I will break you

A piece of my kit-kat so we can share it


Superhero Memes,  Candy Bar Jokes,  Batman Memes,  
    
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What does Batgirl wear to bed?

Her Dark Knight gown!


Pajama Jokes,  Best Clean Jokes  
    
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When Gotham City is Zippity Zopped,

You have my permission to razzle frazzle doop dop jello pudding!
When Gotham City is Zippity Zopped,

You have my permission to razzle frazzle doop dop jello pudding!


Bane Memes,  Bill Cosby Memes  
    
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The Dark Knight

Descends
The Dark Knight

Descends


Batman Memes,  Superhero Meme,  Escalator Jokes,  
    
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