Date Jokes

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When he talking about y'all future but you just there for the free food
When he talking about y'all future but you just there for the free food

Memes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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Me: Yes ... February 14th
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Me: Yes ... February 14th


Memes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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When you take her to a nice restaurant for Valentines Day but she used to orange fanta, pizza and hot wings.
When you take her to a nice restaurant for Valentines Day but she used to orange fanta, pizza and hot wings.

Memes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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Waitress: Let me get this mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber, but thanks anways
Waitress: Let me get this mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber, but thanks anways


Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
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When you take her to Applebee's and she goes straight to 2 for $20 menu
When you take her to Applebee's and she goes straight to 2 for $20 menu

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Me: I need to stop playing and find myself a man

Inner me: Decline every day you're asked on
Me: I need to stop playing and find myself a man

Inner me: Decline every day you're asked on


Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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When he pulls up in front of Burger King for Valentine's Day dinner
When he pulls up in front of Burger King for Valentine's Day dinner

Memes,  Valentines Day Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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I can feel the the "mmmhhhmmmmm" from here
I can feel the the "mmmhhhmmmmm" from here

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Couples Jokes,  
    
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When u meet up with shorty for first time so u put ur freshest fit on and she's like a baddie so ur nervous
When u meet up with shorty for first time so u put ur freshest fit on and she's like a baddie so ur nervous

Memes,  When You Meme,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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U wanna date me??? Well ger in line
U wanna date me??? Well ger in line

Memes,  Single Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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"give me one good reason why i suld go out with you"

me:
"give me one good reason why i suld go out with you"

me:


Memes,  
    
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w it looks when he picks you up for a date vs w you look when he drops you off after giving you the long
w it looks when he picks you up for a date vs w you look when he drops you off after giving you the long

Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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Me: When you going to come over?

Girl: Can we watch a movie?

Me: I got Netflix, Hulu, Crunchyroll, HBO, Amazon, Crackle, Youtube, Putlocker yewww nameeeitttt!!
Me: When you going to come over?

Girl: Can we watch a movie?

Me: I got Netflix, Hulu, Crunchyroll, HBO, Amazon, Crackle, Youtube, Putlocker yewww nameeeitttt!!


Memes,  U Name It Challenge,  
    
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When ur supposed to be on a date and he just takes u to a random cut and parks
When ur supposed to be on a date and he just takes u to a random cut and parks

Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  
    
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