Date Jokes

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Ladies, if your on a date with a man and his car decline do you pay for the whole meal or just yours?

Neither. I'm calling my husband to come get me, Madness.
Ladies, if your on a date with a man and his car decline do you pay for the whole meal or just yours?

Neither. I'm calling my husband to come get me, Madness.


Memes,  Funny Cheating,  
    
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where the  are they at

do y'all consider this a date?
where the are they at

do y'all consider this a date?


Memes,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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3 years ago Mike asked me out on a date. I was hesitant but I agreed. It was awful and we don't talk at all anymore. This isn't us.
3 years ago Mike asked me out on a date. I was hesitant but I agreed. It was awful and we don't talk at all anymore. This isn't us.

Memes,  Photos With Funny Captions,  
    
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Waiter spilled on me so my hinge date spilled on himself too
Waiter spilled on me so my hinge date spilled on himself too

Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
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Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date an RV
Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date an RV


Memes,  Funny Dating Advice,  Dumbest Tweets,  
    
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(a gta5 skit by itsreal85vids)

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM!
(a gta5 skit by itsreal85vids)

Funny Videos,  Funny Parody Videos,  Gta Funny Stuff,  
    
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Y u no

Ask her to homecoming
Y u no

Ask her to homecoming


Memes,  Y U No Memes (theme),  Homecoming Jokes,  
    
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When you're out with your boyfriend ad remember that he's touched other girls before he knew you
When you're out with your boyfriend ad remember that he's touched other girls before he knew you

Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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"Oh nothing happened, we just watched a movie"
"Oh nothing happened, we just watched a movie"

Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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When he talking about y'all future but you just there for the free food
When he talking about y'all future but you just there for the free food

Memes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Me: Yes ... February 14th
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Me: Yes ... February 14th


Memes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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When you take her to a nice restaurant for Valentines Day but she used to orange fanta, pizza and hot wings.
When you take her to a nice restaurant for Valentines Day but she used to orange fanta, pizza and hot wings.

Memes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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Waitress: Let me get this mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber, but thanks anways
Waitress: Let me get this mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber, but thanks anways


Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
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When you take her to Applebee's and she goes straight to 2 for $20 menu
When you take her to Applebee's and she goes straight to 2 for $20 menu

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Me: I need to stop playing and find myself a man

Inner me: Decline every day you're asked on
Me: I need to stop playing and find myself a man

Inner me: Decline every day you're asked on


Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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