Date Jokes

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Applebees 2 for $20 is not a date

Buy you sleeping on a slice of bread??
Applebees 2 for $20 is not a date

Buy you sleeping on a slice of bread??


Memes,  Applebees Jokes,  
    
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Waitress: Let me get that mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber thanks
Waitress: Let me get that mess out of your way

Me: I already called her an Uber thanks


Memes,  Waitress Jokes,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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Didn't see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said " I had so much tea to spill that I didn't want to forget any details" lmaooooo
Didn't see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said " I had so much tea to spill that I didn't want to forget any details" lmaooooo

Memes,  Gossip Jokes,  
    
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A date like this >>>>
A date like this >>>>

Memes,  Shrek Jokes,  
    
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What's your idea of a perfect date?1?

MM/DD/YYY
other formats can be confusing
What's your idea of a perfect date?1?

MM/DD/YYY
other formats can be confusing


Memes,  Time Puns,  
    
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Y'all call this a date?

You're pretty much married if you do this together
Y'all call this a date?

You're pretty much married if you do this together


Memes,  Ikea Meme,  
    
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Now this is my kinda date
Now this is my kinda date

Memes,  Dating Memes,  
    
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- her: so. what movie are we goi...
- her: so. what movie are we goi...

Memes,  
    
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Y'all call this a date?

No I gotta so this by myself bc I'll start getting real control freaky
Y'all call this a date?

No I gotta so this by myself bc I'll start getting real control freaky


Memes,  Art Jokes,  
    
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Date someone who wants to leave as far in advance for the airport as you do.
Date someone who wants to leave as far in advance for the airport as you do.

Memes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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Ladies, if your on a date with a man and his car decline do you pay for the whole meal or just yours?

Neither. I'm calling my husband to come get me, Madness.
Ladies, if your on a date with a man and his car decline do you pay for the whole meal or just yours?

Neither. I'm calling my husband to come get me, Madness.


Memes,  Funny Cheating,  
    
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where the  are they at

do y'all consider this a date?
where the are they at

do y'all consider this a date?


Memes,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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3 years ago Mike asked me out on a date. I was hesitant but I agreed. It was awful and we don't talk at all anymore. This isn't us.
3 years ago Mike asked me out on a date. I was hesitant but I agreed. It was awful and we don't talk at all anymore. This isn't us.

Memes,  Photos With Funny Captions,  
    
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Waiter spilled on me so my hinge date spilled on himself too
Waiter spilled on me so my hinge date spilled on himself too

Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
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Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date an RV
Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date an RV


Memes,  Funny Dating Advice,  Dumbest Tweets,  
    
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