Date Jokes

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"give me one good reason why i suld go out with you"

me:
"give me one good reason why i suld go out with you"

me:


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Me: When you going to come over?

Girl: Can we watch a movie?

Me: I got Netflix, Hulu, Crunchyroll, HBO, Amazon, Crackle, Youtube, Putlocker yewww nameeeitttt!!
Me: When you going to come over?

Girl: Can we watch a movie?

Me: I got Netflix, Hulu, Crunchyroll, HBO, Amazon, Crackle, Youtube, Putlocker yewww nameeeitttt!!


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When ur supposed to be on a date and he just takes u to a random cut and parks
When ur supposed to be on a date and he just takes u to a random cut and parks

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After y'all had a nice date and you walking her to her car and her phone rings and she says "hold on it's my boyfriend I gotta take this"
After y'all had a nice date and you walking her to her car and her phone rings and she says "hold on it's my boyfriend I gotta take this"

Memes,  Cheating Girlfriend Memes,  
    
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When you're out on a date with a dime piece and you run into your ex
When you're out on a date with a dime piece and you run into your ex

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When you ask her out and she says "who else coming?"
When you ask her out and she says "who else coming?"

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When you get back from a date and your girls are waiting for you

Yes, I sat on his face

Ir's like a baby's arm hun

Time to find his ex on Facebook

I've already named our kids
When you get back from a date and your girls are waiting for you

Yes, I sat on his face

Ir's like a baby's arm hun

Time to find his ex on Facebook

I've already named our kids


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When you thought the date went well but you see she tweeted "finessed another meal"
When you thought the date went well but you see she tweeted "finessed another meal"

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A double date I would actually go on
A double date I would actually go on

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when you wanna take your girl to vegas but you're broke af
when you wanna take your girl to vegas but you're broke af

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him: wanna come back to my place?

her: are you that guy w commented "first" on that dank meme?

him:  ya i commented first but u'll  first

her: (soaked) get to the ing uber stanley
him: wanna come back to my place?

her: are you that guy w commented "first" on that dank meme?

him: ya i commented first but u'll first

her: (soaked) get to the ing uber stanley


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Dinner for two... my girlfriend's been out of the country for a little too long.
Dinner for two... my girlfriend's been out of the country for a little too long.

Memes,  Being Lonely Jokes,  
    
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-How about we go back to your place and do what other couples do?

-Sex?

-Nah, diving household chores and paying bills
-How about we go back to your place and do what other couples do?

-Sex?

-Nah, diving household chores and paying bills


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