Dating Jokes One Liners

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Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by your own taste in men
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by your own taste in men

Memes,  Personal Jokes,  Jokes For Women,  
    
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These the scissors females use when they say they cutting that dude off
These the scissors females use when they say they cutting that dude off

Memes,  Best Jokes About Women,  
    
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I like my woman a lil aggressive cause who gon send my food back when it's wrong ?!! Her: Excuse me !! He dont like this !!
I like my woman a lil aggressive cause who gon send my food back when it's wrong ?!!

Her: Excuse me !! He dont like this !!

Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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Girl: He has to be 6ft, stable job, drive etc Me: I'd prefer that she ain't fat Girls:
Girl: He has to be 6ft, stable job, drive etc

Me: I'd prefer that she ain't fat

Girls:

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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"Babe" privileges are out the window after an argument ... What you wanna eat NICOLE!!?
"Babe" privileges are out the window after an argument ... What you wanna eat NICOLE!!?

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Couple Jokes,  
    
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You ever just see people from your hometown that starting dating and it's so random that you're like "damn ok they've really run out of people over there"
You ever just see people from your hometown that starting dating and it's so random that you're like "damn ok they've really run out of people over there"

Memes,  Small Town Jokes,  
    
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When you got a young tender and you have to do stuff out of character you normally wouldn't do.
When you got a young tender and you have to do stuff out of character you normally wouldn't do.

Memes,  Jay Z Meme,  Beyonce Memes,  
    
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When you've been dating a few months now and you can finally reveal yourself as the psychopath you really are.
When you've been dating a few months now and you can finally reveal yourself as the psychopath you really are.

Memes,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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This how loyal I want my mans to be
This how loyal I want my mans to be

Memes,  Boyfriend Memes,  Hug Jokes,  
    
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When you finally met someone trashy as you are
When you finally met someone trashy as you are

Memes,  Trash Jokes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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Me on the way to a guys house that done broke my heart 100xs & ain't no good for me
Me on the way to a guys house that done broke my heart 100xs & ain't no good for me

Memes,  Funny Jokes For Women,  
    
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'You asked me for a sign that he's trash. I gave it to you & you're STILL with him? ..... SIS?!?!??'
'You asked me for a sign that he's trash. I gave it to you & you're STILL with him? ..... SIS?!?!??'

Memes,  Jesus Meme,  
    
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Perks of dating me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't need to.
Perks of dating me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't need to.

Memes,  Laughing Jokes,  
    
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When you're not exactly dating, just
When you're not exactly dating, just

Memes,  Clever Jokes,  
    
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Find someone who looks at you the way Elon Musk looks at his rockets
Find someone who looks at you the way Elon Musk looks at his rockets

Memes,  Dating Advice For Women,  Funny Relationship Advice,  
    
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