Daughter Jokes

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My daughter's lip is bleeding. None of her sisters know what happened. At least they know the first rule of Fight Club.
My daughter's lip is bleeding.

None of her sisters know what happened.

At least they know the first rule of Fight Club.

Memes,  Fighting Jokes,  Sibling Jokes,  
    
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Daughter didn't want "sunscream" so I put her outside and yelled "sun..... get her" and now she's flipping out.
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bruh: nigger
Daughter didn't want "sunscream" so I put her outside and yelled "sun..... get her" and now she's flipping out.

Memes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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I know this is going to be me in 10 years annoyed with my daughter bc she acts exactly like me.
I know this is going to be me in 10 years annoyed with my daughter bc she acts exactly like me.

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  
    
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Me, looking at my mom when my family ends up asking me about something I only told her !!
Me, looking at my mom when my family ends up asking me about something I only told her !!

Memes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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My daughter wanna be just like her daddy
My daughter wanna be just like her daddy

Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  
    
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Me n my mom when we both know we gonna go ham on that credit card while shopping and keep dad out of the loop
Me n my mom when we both know we gonna go ham on that credit card while shopping and keep dad out of the loop

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  Credit Card Jokes,  
    
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Mr. Tyson, what are your intentions with my daughter?
Mr. Tyson, what are your intentions with my daughter?

Memes,  Mike Tyson Funny,  
    
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Thanks for the clarification, Dad. Happy 21st birthday to my beautiful daughter (left) Raylin!
Thanks for the clarification, Dad.

Happy 21st birthday to my beautiful daughter (left) Raylin!

Memes,  Joke Pictures,  
    
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My friends 6 year old daughter drew this at school
My friends 6 year old daughter drew this at school

Memes,  Drawing Jokes,  
    
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My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. it makes everyone uncomfortable.
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. it makes everyone uncomfortable.

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Store Jokes,  
    
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My dream job Stay at home daughter
My dream job

Stay at home daughter

Memes,  Funny Job Jokes,  Career Jokes,  
    
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guy: i cant help but feel like something's missing cop: your daughter, thats why u called us guy: oh lol
guy: i cant help but feel like something's missing

cop: your daughter, thats why u called us

guy: oh lol

Memes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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can you believe he went from it's a pleasure to meet you, sir." to "your daughter calls me daddy, too."
can you believe he went from

it's a pleasure to meet you, sir."

to

"your daughter calls me daddy, too."

Saddam Hussein Jokes,  Funny Before And After Pictures,  
    
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mom: need me to bring anything tomorrow? daughter: no mom. i'll do all the work while you sw up empty handed, sit on your , and judge me about the food, the kids and my "piece of " husband. mom: ok, so no potato salad?
mom: need me to bring anything tomorrow?

daughter: no mom. i'll do all the work while you sw up empty handed, sit on your , and judge me about the food, the kids and my "piece of " husband.

mom: ok, so no potato salad?

Memes,  Barbeque Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  
    
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when you see your daughter looking like a with that ankle swing
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Whitey: Get some sun
when you see your daughter looking like a with that ankle swing

    
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