David Bain Jokes

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The new David Bain drinking game: take a news paper and run around the block, go inside and have a shot in each room!

Funny News Today,  Murder Pun  

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Q. What do you call a sycophantic Bain supporter sitting in Joe Karams jacuzzi?

A. Juror #7

Funny News Today,  Murder Pun  

Im going to make like David Bain and shoot home.

Criminal Jokes,  Court Humor  

What did David Bain say when he went into KFC?
God I could murder a family pack

Murder Pun,  Courtroom Jokes  

David Bain should play for the All Blacks in the vacant number ten spot. Hed the leave the other first-five for dead.

Murder Pun,  Court Humor  

David Bain was pleased with the outcome of his trial, but was pissed off at the lack of family support

Murder Pun,  Court Jokes  

Q. What do you call the fact that David had injuries consistent with a struggle, a glasses lens found in his brothers room, blood on his clothes and his fingerprints on the rifle?

A. A coincidence.

Murder Pun,  Blood Puns  

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