David Hasselhoff Jokes
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David Hasselhoff can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30 A.M.
Mcdonalds Jokes, Fast Food Jokes, Breakfast Joke
Mcdonalds Jokes, Fast Food Jokes, Breakfast Joke
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On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Sun Jokes, Silly One Liner Jokes
Sun Jokes, Silly One Liner Jokes
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When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead.
Water Jokes For Kids, Funny Cool Sayings
Water Jokes For Kids, Funny Cool Sayings
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Greg Giraldo (to David Hasselhoff):
"Hasselhoff you drunk fuck, your liver so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to your side, you would hear it say 'Whachoo talkin' 'bout Willis!?'"
Funny Roast Jokes, Liver Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes
"Hasselhoff you drunk fuck, your liver so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to your side, you would hear it say 'Whachoo talkin' 'bout Willis!?'"
Funny Roast Jokes, Liver Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes
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Lisa Lampanelli (to David Hasselhoff):
"David, I'm not saying you're an alcoholic, but your liver is so black and bloated it could have starred in 'Precious'."
Funny Roast Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes
"David, I'm not saying you're an alcoholic, but your liver is so black and bloated it could have starred in 'Precious'."
Funny Roast Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes
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David Hasselhoff doesn't wear a condom, because their is no protection from David Hasselhoff.
Condom Jokes,
Condom Jokes,
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David Hasselhoff got the role in Knight Rider because his balls looked best in tight jeans.
Jeans Jokes,
Jeans Jokes,
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When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Shit! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she slept with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Birth Jokes,
Birth Jokes,
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When David Hasselhoff does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Funny Exercise Sayings, Workout Jokes
Funny Exercise Sayings, Workout Jokes
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