David Letterman Jokes

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Romney/Ryan

Republicans like Paul Ryan because they say he's a fiscal conservative, and that's a perfect balance for Romney who's a guy that has an elevator for his Cadillacs.

-David Letterman
Romney/Ryan

Republicans like Paul Ryan because they say he's a fiscal conservative, and that's a perfect balance for Romney who's a guy that has an elevator for his Cadillacs.

-David Letterman


Demotivational Posters,  Ryan Romney,  Funny Contradictions,  
    
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Funny Videos,  Vodka Jokes,  Martha Stewart Jokes,  
    
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evil dave letterman calls an adoption agency to adopt a black child, light-skinned preferably.

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Pranks,  Howard Stern Jokes,  Light Skin Jokes,  
    
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I'm kind of jazzed how David Letterman is bringing back workplace romances.
I'm kind of jazzed how David Letterman is bringing back workplace romances.

Funny Ecards,  Sarcastic Pictures,  
    
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You are old enough to remember when David Letterman was cool.
You are old enough to remember when David Letterman was cool.

Funny Ecards,  Old Age Insults,  Old Person Joke,  
    
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letterman's constant and relentless torture of john mccain must make vietnam feel like a .
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Funny Ecards,  Vietnam Jokes,  
    
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i want to do to you, what david letterman wants to do to barack obama.
i want to do to you, what david letterman wants to do to barack obama.

Funny Ecards,  
    
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10. In several places on your tax forms, hes written, "Give or take a million dollars."

9. Tells you to put all your money into British cattle futures.

8. You notice that his "calculator" is just a broken VCR remote.

7. Insists that there is no such number as four.

6. He laughed at Bob Dole background check (I am sorry - thats a sign he is hypnotized).

5. Counts family of squirrels living in your yard as dependents.

4. Advises to save you postage by filing your taxes telepathically.

3. Instead of a CPA license, hes got a framed photo of a shirtless Alex Trebek.

2. Demands that you call "Una-countant." ;

1. Hes got a 1040 form tattooed on his ..........


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"John Kerry raised all of that money and bought himself an airplane, campaign plane, for $10 million. Ralph Nader, not to be outdone, is having himself shipped across the country in a crate." David Letterman

John Kerry Jokes,  Ralph Nader Jokes,  
    
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John Kerry speaks French, but he tries to avoid it. So, if a reporter asks him questions in French he'll pretend like he doesn't understand. Bush, on the other hand, has the same problem with English.

John Kerry Jokes,  French Insults,  Jokes About Languages,  
    
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John Kerry said that a lot of world leaders want him to be the president and the Bush administration said, 'Yeah, well, like who?' and John Kerry said, 'Well, I can't say really.' So, now they're really hammering John Kerry and listen to this, the only name he could come up with? Queen Latifah.

John Kerry Jokes,  Funny Political Quotes,  Great Comedian Jokes  
    
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. (David Letterman)

New York Jokes,  New York City Jokes,  Letterman Jokes,  
    
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John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.

John Kerry Jokes,  George W Bush Jokes,  
    
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